Sven - Completely Screwed
Developer Korion Interactive
Play the passionate, immoral ram Sven and try to bring every sheep from the flock to their climax - but don’t get caught by shepherd Lars and his trusty dog Wotan in the process! Spunkier and hotter than ever before! From the Steam store page
74 reactions from 2 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky) · newest Oct 5, 2026 · last updated Oct 8, 2026 · How this works
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61 positive · 12 negative
95% range 73–90%
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| Steam reviews | 61 | 12 | 0 |
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60 of 74 · most liked firstI played the original game during my childhood, but the new version feels way shorter, why is it on a 40% sale already? It lacks the alien lands, the kids, no shotgun people, goats.. It 2-3 hours to reach the end of the campaign and the levels look really boring, there needs to be more levels or at least a level maker, more npcs, houses etc..
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Review by Sven Evil - [url=http://store.steampowered.com/curator/8485829-SvenEvils-Playground/lists/] Steam's best local 4-player curator! Sven Baumwollen is back! It has taken 16 years since his last game for the potent ram to make us happy on the computer again. Sven is a ram surrounded by dozens of female sheep. He has only one thing on his mind, namely to have fun with the female sheep. And he has a cool name, btw. Only the shepherd Lars and the shepherd's dog Wotan interfere with our…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Katastrophe. Es fehlt so viel was die originalen Sven-Spiele ausgemacht hat.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →So happy and glad that this game is on steam and i can call it a childhood game !! Just buy it and have fun f**ging sheeps !!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This riminded me about childhoood. Don't ask.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Nostalgia hits all the right spots with Sven Completely Screwed. With artstyle and gameplay true to the original, for a moment you forget you're now 30+. Go solo or have a local orgy with up to 4 players - have it your way! 10/10
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Full Walkthrough: https://youtu.be/6tYpjuENFtE Gameplay: Decent Graphics: Retro Music: Good PC Requirements: Potato Game Time: 1 hrs
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →You either played it as a kid and know what this is, or you will be like "why does this exist". No in-between
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →How can anyone hate this game?! It’s pure 90s childhood nostalgia! Running around as Sven, causing chaos and ‘banging ships’
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Muslim simulator, 100% accurate
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Screw rules! Screw promises! Finally, I found the game that was my FIRST! Yes, you did NOT mishear! It was the first video game before I even had my PC! I played it in my neighbor's house right after school. She told me it must be our little secret, a big hush-hush no one must know about! I didn't understand why we must be so secretive about it, but I always replied, "Sure, Auntie! I won't tell anyone! Promise!" and ran happily for another portion of fun! I didn't ask what was happening on the…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →sven can bottom
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →It’s pure 90s childhood nostalgia! So don't ask :")) Give us original~!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →a sheep with a more active sex life than mine
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →give us the originals plz
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →The game is a good visual remake of the original games. But it's very very short. You beat all levels in less than 2 hours. There are missing things from the original , incl the little girl chasing you , or you being an alien. That's the reason i give thumbs down. Besides that it has the same vibe as the original. Few levels are with very bad design and not enjoyable to play. I played only the single player. Not worth full price, and not sure if it's worth even the 3 euro i paid. Also big…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A great remastered version of the first part of one of the best video game franchises in the history of mankind. I hope that SVEN TRILOGY: DEFENITIVE EDITION is on the way.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A funny quick game that i remember from my childhood with much better graphics! The game is simple but fun. You can replay levels if you would like to challenge yourself for a better / higher score or if you want to complete some of the secrets like new positions and stuff. Definitely would recommend to anyone who would like to play something quick and fun! :D
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Has sex is nice
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Picked this up thinking it was the old game I used to play as a kid, but it turned out to be a completely different one. At first I was a bit disappointed, but it ended up being a pleasant surprise. The levels are fun and have some nice variety, and the achievements are actually challenging without being frustrating. Had a great time with it overall. Definitely recommended.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →My mom bought this on my account because it reminded her of her childhood ❤️
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I remember playing this game as a kid and it being funny to us, but playing it now it gets stale, boring and repetitive pretty fast, and levels are not even easy to pass.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Overall, this is a fun game to play, though it can be seen as a passional game if you're looking for something else. I remember that this game used to have a bad reputation and sometimes be considered a malware back in the days due its content, but I'm happy to see that nowadays it's no longer the case or that's what I hope so. It would be great if the developers will also bring back the other versions of this game where you can have fun with other animals apart from sheeps such as goats, cows,…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I just bought it for research, i promise
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I want to start this review by saying that I only recommend it at a discounted price. Currently it's sold for 15 bucks and the Campaign is 2 hours long at best. There is not a whole lot of content for the buck, especially compared to the original games. Outside of that, it's a decent revival of the original german classic Sven games. I personally prefer the old graphics and there are a few things I miss from the original, like the tea-kettle sheep, the variety in animals and levels, some of…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →not really like the glory days but i'm still happy to see this franchise still alive. 8.9/10
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A remaster/reboot that is as faithful to the originals as it can be! If you played Sven, then this needn't any introduction, if you haven't - Sven is a black sheep that goes and "makes love" with white sheep, and while he does that, he gets chased by a dog or an old man. The first few Sven games are animated and top down view, while tha later games in the series took a more 2D platformer style of view with 3D graphics style direction. This game is a recreation of the first one, with an…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →One of my favourite games. I used to love playing this as a kid. 10/10
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Yet another nostalgia cashgrab with inferior art style and dumbed down gameplay. If you haven't played the originals, you probably won't be enticed to check out this reboot that generally preserves the original mechanics, but clutters up the simple control set with unnecessary power up inventory management and slower water transition animations (also dumber enemy AI that's easier to avoid than ever before). In an utterly predictable, yet surprising to witness in this specific property, move…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →sheep makes baa
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Not very hard, too short and where is the reason for sven to get f*ked... Ah yeah of course the last 16 years were hard for him and he found his rainbow side of life huh? Some things shoud stay as they were, better make a recreation of the old games.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A silly, funny, and rather ludicrous experience, about sheep... sheep having naughty naughty fun times. On the whole it's a pretty entertaining and humerous little game, that's great solo, but even better with friends.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Doesn't even come close to the originals in terms of personality and style. It is just a 3D rehash of the originals and it is watered down comedic-vise (or should I say modernised). Sicne now somehow the white sheep can be the "top" (I guess you can call it that), which obviously means this caters to a certain group even if it makes no sense. What I mean by watered down is not the level design and types (they are pretty basic and I don't really have an issue there), but the fake "difficulty…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I regret buying it...
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Playing Sven is still fun today and just as funny as it was in 2002. It's fun to satisfy the women with Sven and use the power-ups. Collected power-ups can only be exchanged once the collected ones have been used, which makes the whole thing more exciting, for example, when you've pulled the Stink Mushroom. However, a few things from the original are missing, like the children and the goats. The graphics and animations are well done. I definitely recommend it. :)
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A pretty approachable stealth puzzle game, with various difficulty options, and unique cosmetic unlocks.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Wow, I'm really happy that a new Sven game is released after such a long time, even here on Steam and on consoles, what a great surprise! For all who don't know, it's really one of the most funny games ever, so try it! I also love that there are now more core game elements, such as controller support, achievements and a world map. I especially appreciate that there are some optional challenges to unlock Svens positions and all achievements. Great animations, great music, finally optimal…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →100%ed it in co-op with my wife (a fan of the original) and we definitely had a fun time from beginning to end. Not much actual inspiration here for our own bed adventures ;) but despite the cartoony look and the silly idea, its actually a worthwhile and (on higher difficulty levels) surprisingly challenging action/puzzle game. It also stays true to the originals even if it doesn‘t feature everything the later titles offered.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →The classic game of the childhood all of us played thinking it was naughty, in a new robe. For some reason Sven is now sometimes on the receiving end, which I wouldn't say is very lore friendly but this is the modern version, I guess. Wish they ported/remastered the old games too, they were a lot of fun. While this is fun, it's waaay too short and lacks any other kind of animals you can "make disappear".
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →it was funny for the first 5 mins, but it gets repetitive quite fast
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I completed the game in co-op and then finished it solo. I also unlocked all the achievements. It's a great short game with simple mechanics and a pleasant atmosphere. For its price—especially when it's on sale—I think it's an excellent game!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A fan favortie game <3
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Sven the Sheep was an early flash / cell phone game that had a small series. The 2002 version's considered abandonware, but there's definitely newer remakes available on modern platforms including "Sven - Completely Screwed" on Steam and Switch.
unlabelledView post →Complete bullcrap. It tries to look like a fun partty game but the gameplay stays kinda entertaining for max. 20 minutes and then it's the same crap again and again. I bought it with my friends as a game to play at our gaming evenings with beer to just have fun but we've been left with a crappy stuff that got forever uninstalled after one playthrough. Unfortunately it'd vaited in my library some time until our gaming session so I wasn't able to return it then. DON'T BUY THIS, IT'S A WASTE OF…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Joaca copilariei! P.S. Imi place sa fut o oie in stil bombastik! recomand tuturor cu caldura acest joc minunat!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Cute as I remember it :)).Its worth buying on sale as it is very short.I cant recommend it till you fix the random black screen I got so many times.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT GREAT FUN
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Bringing childhood memories with this new part of Sven. For me this new title giving some new modern Sven who after 16 years of waiting comes to big door. Anyway gameplay is very similar to older version with some new upgrades and levels. I remember only first title i think it was called " Sven Bømwøllen " and i only play that title, don't even know that exist some more titles. So after i saw on Youtube some videos of Sven titles i imagine that all works and added to this new Sven with improved…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →das Schaf macht mäh und der Hund wau wau
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →It changed my life! Now I finally know how to pleasure my wife again, even though she is a cow.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →My German friend is proud of me for knowing this franchise. After all, the first time I played Sven was when I was so little, and sooo innocent. I was 10-years-old...I think? Turns out I was not murdering sheep in weird ways after all...and also my older cousins were giggling few yrs ago when I'd put Sven as a pfp on FB...THEY KNEW!!!! OH AND MY MOM IS A BIG FAN TOO, she was happy when she saw the game is still alive! Have in mind that I have only played Sven Zwo, so I compare this Sven with…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Got this for $3 and had a nice enough time to leave a review. A wonderful, arcadey game that reveals its browser game origins in the best way. Just simple fun. I'm not an old Sven-head like some of the reviewers here, so maybe there are better, free versions of this game floating around the web, but this is great on a sale.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Say babe do you wanna lay down with me? Say babe do you wanna lay down by my side? Babe do you wanna lay down with me? SAY BABE! SAY BABEEEEE!!!!! 10/10
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This game is just what you would expect from a Sven game. It's faithful to the past Sven games like Bomwollen, XXL or 004. The overall idea is the same - conquer the sheeps and whatever other animals there are on the level before the time runs out while not letting their guardians catch you. The sounds and animations are similar to the previous games with some upgrades and quality of life touches here and there. The power-ups can now be kept and used with a button whenever you decide, you…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Sven Completely Screwed (100% trophies) Childhood nostalgia hit hard. Playing as that chaotic, horny sheep again brought back pure stupid fun from the old days. That’s mostly where the good ends. Level design is bad: poorly designed and often frustrating for no good reason. Even worse are the challenge descriptions – some of the vaguest, most useless text I’ve ever seen in a trophy list. You’re left guessing half the time. Still worth the 100% for the nostalgia and absurd concept.…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Okay, when does the VR version get released? Asking for a friend.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →You go Sven!!! My big hairy uncle gave this game to be cuz of nostalgia.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →original SVEN game that i have played with i was kid. worth every pose.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Man, I remember playing this on our schools PC. IT is now bland but for the fond memories I had as a kid I have to give it a positive review.
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