Think of the Children
Developer Jammed Up Studios
Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator. From the Steam store page
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21 of 21 · most liked firstAlso if your response to this is "Well They Are ACTUALLY Going After (Insert "Harmful" Type Of Game Here)" - yes, you fool, that's the point. It's the "THINK OF THE CHILDREN! MEDIA NOT MEANT FOR CHILDREN EXISTS! BAN IT NOW!" thing. And then they ban all queer content because that's "not for kids".
unlabelledView post →We got a better idea! Just give them the APK file for the game! Fighting a platform that forces you to censor it to fit their "standards" or them saying "ThInK oF tHe ChIlDrEN!", isn't worth it! It was never about "kids", but about controlling what they deem as safe!
unlabelledView post →“Vladimir Putin signed Federal Law 139-FZ on July 28, 2012, an amendment to the statute on protecting children from harmful information, child abuse imagery, drugs, suicide methods. It created a single national registry of blocked sites under Roskomnadzor, in force that November. By the end of 2013 the Lugovoi law had bolted extrajudicial blocking for extremism and calls to protest onto the same registry, and by 2022 it was the instrument shutting down independent outlets and war coverage. The…
unlabelledView post →Boy, I sure hope all the people who complain about the nonbinary option in Tomodachi Life because "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" are also against the game having zero content filter with the words and such you can enter. Surely they're not just using children to shield their own bigotry right???????
unlabelledView post →2 winners • 250+ Steam keys. Featured games: Sniper Elite 5 + Think of the Children (plus The Walking Dead + Bionic Commando). Ends Mar 2 @ 10PM ET. Enter: thealabaster.one/giveaways?ut... Reply with your pick. #GameGiveaway #ActionGames #IndieGames
unlabelledView post →💖Couch Co-op Speed Dating in 4 Fun Rounds!💖 1️⃣ Going Steady: Snipperclips, Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime, Unrailed, Boomerang Fu 2️⃣ New Crush: Suika Game & Screen Cheat 3️⃣ Blind Date: WarioWare, KUUKIYOMI, Think of the Children & more! 4️⃣ Nightcap: Chill with Urban Flow 💖7pm EST on 💜 Twitch & ❤️ YT
unlabelledView post →Ofc, they framed it as "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!" But it all started because of straight people being annoyed there wasn't "straight pride" stuff in the game. This is a partial screenshot showing the post that doxxed them. pasteboard.co/q7wv1mKN4B1Z...
unlabelledView post →Payment processors when adults use their cards to buy several guns to shoot up a school: "Freedom, man. Can't help it." Payment processors when adults use their card to buy a hentai game on Steam or some gay, erotic VN on itch: "WHOA NOW! THAT'S OBSCENE! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?"
unlabelledView post →'Cardassians' is one of the best underrated eppies of DS9 bc it's literally a morality play of "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" and spoiler: the children are pawns in a political game it touches on transracial kids, adoptees of one culture raised in another, uncommonly explored in scifi, imo s'good
unlabelledView post →"WON"T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN" in this Adult game about a soulless slasher hunting down innocents because he just enjoys killing. Because someone will...sadly.
unlabelledView post →I'm excited to be offering SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN as a VIP High Demand Game at this year's Illusion Horror Con. Player sign-ups are still active and there's a lot of great horror games on offer. #ttrpg #horrorrpg #callofcthulhu www.theillusionhorrorcon.events/home
unlabelledView post →Week 4 of my Free Steam Key Giveaway is live! 3 winners this round, each gets a Steam key of their choice. Today’s picks: The Sinking City, The Quarry, Think of the Children, The Smurfs – Village Party. Enter by Dec 22 @ 10PM ET: thealabaster.one/giveaways #Giveaway #Steam
unlabelledView post →I'm running SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN at Illusion Horror Con (Digital Convention, Dec 6-8). The organizers have labeled it a VIP game in high demand. 😳 www.theillusionhorrorcon.events/convention-f...
unlabelledView post →Tonight’s Steam key picks: LEGO Star Wars – The Complete Saga, Adios, Garfield Lasagna Party & Think of the Children. Week #4 wraps up tomorrow, Dec 22 at 10PM ET — 3 different winners each get a key of their choice. Enter here: thealabaster.one/giveaways?ut... #Steam #Giveaway #PCGaming
unlabelledView post →Congress Dusts Off ‘Think Of The Children’ Playbook To Push Internet Censorship Bills https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.techdirt.com/2025/12/01/congress-dusts-off-think-of-the-children-playbook-to-push-internet-censorship-bills/
unlabelledView post →🔴Live! Sorry for the hour wait. I was contemplating what I wanted to stream. We're going to check out a random game called Think of the Children. www.twitch.tv/frenzyspawn
unlabelledView post →i think thats what makes me the most angry . esp bc everything nowadays… the excuse is spouting Think Of The Children . God Forbid they play a fantasy game but geting shot in the face is ok i think
unlabelledView post →...the dorks who scream "Censorship!" when a video game remaster makes the boobs smaller are responsible for megacorps caving to an anti-porn Think of the Children group?
unlabelledView post →Today's Niche Spotlight is Think of the Children, a wacky co-op focused action game by publisher Surprise Attack and developer Jammed Up Studios. #ThinkOfTheChildren https://gamesense.co/game/think-of-the-children/news/discuss/niche-games-spotlightthink-of-the-children-wacky-co-op-action/
unlabelledView post →Today's Niche Spotlight is Think of the Children, a wacky co-op focused action game by publisher Surprise Attack and developer Jammed Up Studios. #ThinkOfTheChildren https://gamesense.co/game/think-of-the-children/news/discuss/niche-games-spotlightthink-of-the-children-wacky-co-op-action/
unlabelledView post →Ban scary AR-15s and FPS video games #thinkofthechildren
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