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Genital Jousting

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Developer Free Lives

Genital Jousting is a party video game developed by Free Lives and published by Devolver Digital for Windows and macOS in 2018. From Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)

191 reactions from 2 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky) · newest Oct 6, 2026 · last updated Oct 7, 2026 · How this works

Audience score

92
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145 positive · 12 negative
95% range 87–96%

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Steam's own rating
Very Positive
10,431 of 11,320 reviews positive (all languages, per Valve)

What people are saying

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Reactions

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  • Steam user Steam user …8610Steam reviews · Jul 10, 2026 · 3 h played

    At first glance I thought this game would just be a bunch of sex jokes with no depth, gravity, content to it, but overtime as I played through the game I realized there's a lot more to it than what I was seeing. By the end of the game I realized there was one important lesson in life, "When life gets hard, get harder" and I strive to live by this moto everyday and night until I die because that's what John would want.

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  • Steam user Steam user …1077Steam reviews · Nov 18, 2025 · 7 h played

    My friend got this for me during a deal, 2 copies for 5 bucks. I think he just wanted an excuse to touch my penis. all he had to do was ask

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  • Steam user Steam user …2954Steam reviews · Jan 2, 2026 · 5 h played

    boys I cannot lie, me and the missus played about three hours straight of this. by the end, we were so horned up that she let me hit it raw. now she is pregnant with our fifth child...I'm happy but...I cant play thi game anymore. shes too fertile from it. incredible graphics and plot line however. highly recommend for those of you who are single.

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  • Steam user Steam user …8553Steam reviews · Sep 14, 2026 · 1 h played

    Game very fun, sadly cannot play with only one hand, I tried.

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  • Steam user Steam user …7647Steam reviews · Apr 16, 2026 · 4 h played

    my mother walked in and she said to be what game you playing i said that im playing penis game and my mom was very angy she said i should not be looking a penises on my sister computer

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  • Steam user Steam user …7166Steam reviews · May 21, 2026

    Finally got to achieve my dreams of smacking inanimate objects with my willy. Definitely play this with your parents.

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  • Steam user Steam user …3889Steam reviews · Jan 16, 2026 · 43 h played

    10/10 It’s The Stanley Parable, except it’s about a penis.

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  • Steam user Steam user …5437Steam reviews · Oct 31, 2025 · 2 h played

    I bought this game because it was funny but I didn't expect a 10/10 story. Sometimes its better to be soft than hard.

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  • Steam user Steam user …5852Steam reviews · Dec 20, 2025 · 1 h played

    Best $1.74 I ever spent, in tears laughing! This game has no business being so well done. Genuinely a finely polished masterpiece with a beautiful story and super addickting gameplay. 11/10

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  • Steam user Steam user …1491Steam reviews · May 18, 2026 · 4 h played

    This game fufilled all of my desires of flopping around and squirting all over without any consequeses. I alos enjoy eating food through my butt it seem more effcient.

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  • Steam user Steam user …6615Steam reviews · Feb 28, 2026 · 2 h played

    In all seriousness, the story has a great message that comes along with its absurdity. I have seem movies and read books with far worse plots. I would say that this is the most dih-touching story game I've ever played.

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  • Steam user Steam user …5740Steam reviews · Dec 16, 2025 · 3 h played

    Peak gameplay, never cried so hard at a story in my life. When my mother died of cancer i didn't cry as hard. Do recommend playing whenever you have the chance

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  • Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 28, 2026

    It's been a while since I've thought about, much less played, Genital Jousting.

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  • Steam user Steam user …5149Steam reviews · Mar 8, 2026 · 3 h played

    I love being inside of my friends. It's just like real life

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  • Steam user Steam user …6446Steam reviews · Nov 30, 2025 · 2 h played

    This is the best game I've ever played in my life.

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  • Steam user Steam user …8639Steam reviews · Sep 17, 2026 · 2 h played

    Just play it you know you wanna if you're looking at the reviews

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  • Steam user Steam user …7062Steam reviews · Sep 8, 2026 · 3 h played

    This unironically has a good story dealing with themes of toxic masculinity, personal accountability, and self growth. Other than that, there is nothing to do without multiple players, unless you want to use your controller and keyboard at once. The minigames seem decent if you have a friend who wants to play. Get especially if you like looking at long, slimy penises like me.

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  • Steam user Steam user …7259Steam reviews · Jul 27, 2026 · 2 h played

    It's like Stanley Parable if Stanley Parable had penises, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ writing. The story mode only takes about a couple hours to complete, but the charm of the constant barrage of ♥♥♥♥ puns and gross-out humor wears off very quick. It's not replaced by anything else, either, with the vapid story droning on and on as the game vastly overstays its welcome, becoming an effort in endurance more than anything else. I'd recommend avoiding this one.

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  • Steam user Steam user …4313Steam reviews · Jul 18, 2026 · 2 h played

    amazing i've never felt so sad for a penis

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  • simple kid @simplekid.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 18, 2026

    Genital Jousting is due for a sequel. store.steampowered.com/app/469820/G...

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  • Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 21, 2023

    I’m worried that when i die; my stream backlog will be my unfinished business and my tortured soul won’t be able to move on until i beat every game including Genital Jousting. Just a ghost haunting the halls wailing and gnashing its teeth over Rocket Birds- Hardboiled Chicken.

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  • Steam user Steam user …6955Steam reviews · Aug 14, 2026 · 5 h played

    This is one of the greatest games of all time. It is a mastercraft of art and design, it's storytelling superb, it's music majestic, it's characters so well developed you can sympathize with them. And beyond all that, it has ♥♥♥♥♥. "Life can be hard, but that doesn't mean we have to be."

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  • Steam user Steam user …5668Steam reviews · Jun 12, 2026 · 2 h played

    Genital Jousting is exactly as stupid as the title suggests, and honestly, that is the point. This is not a game you play because you are looking for deep mechanics, emotional storytelling, or a life-changing artistic experience. This is a game you play because someone said the title out loud and everyone in the room immediately made the same terrible decision. It is ridiculous, awkward, chaotic, and deeply unserious. The whole thing feels like a party game that escaped containment and…

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  • Steam user Steam user …5894Steam reviews · Feb 8, 2026 · 1 h played

    A short (as far as story mode goes), bizarre game about a penis and balls with a butthole trying to find a date for his high school reunion. Possessing those three things myself, and also being of the class of '08, I could really relate to this game. In short, it's stupid (the good kind of stupid), hilarious, and filled with moments of "did I just see that?" It reminds me of that Sausage Party movie, except actually good. Check it out if you love penis, or weird stuff.

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  • Steam user Steam user …0724Steam reviews · Jan 28, 2026 · 4 h played

    Co-op is a blast, but the story mode is just pure genius and extremely funny

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  • Steam user Steam user …0361Steam reviews · Nov 24, 2025 · 7 h played

    💦 Genital Jousting — Funny for a Night, Forgettable Tomorrow (Worth $3 or Less) 💦 Genital Jousting is fun… for a very short amount of time. This is absolutely a “you’re drunk, high, or giggly with friends” kind of game. Think Jackbox — not in gameplay, but in the vibe. It's something you boot up with a group, laugh yourselves stupid making penis jokes, and then you’re basically done. The novelty wears thin fast. There isn’t much replay value unless you’ve got a good-sized group of friends…

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  • Steam user Steam user …8219Steam reviews · Nov 12, 2025 · 1 h played

    aside from the ♥♥♥♥ jokes the game has a surprisingly good story so this is like finding a rare erotic tape where the story is actually more engaging than sex

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  • 🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.socialBluesky · May 4, 2026

    it's wild that Genital Jousting (the party game about dicks with butts that try to fuck each other) has a genuinely compelling single player narrative about toxic masculinity the haha funny penis game didn't need to do that, but i'm glad they did

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  • Steam user Steam user …2517Steam reviews · Dec 1, 2025 · 3 h played

    The story mode was very emotional and compelling, I was invested the whole time. The party mode is SO fun to play with friends, 10/10

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  • Steam user Steam user …7970Steam reviews · Oct 14, 2025

    W game i really love playing with my penis

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  • Steam user Steam user …3308Steam reviews · Jun 28, 2026 · 2 h played

    Funny game to play with your polycule x33

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  • Steam user Steam user …3311Steam reviews · May 8, 2026 · 2 h played

    I'm being so deadass this game is peak as hell like genuinely 8/10 it has an amazing story for like no reason I would rather play this game than relisten to Madvillainy

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  • Steam user Steam user …7336Steam reviews · Mar 8, 2026 · 2 h played

    This was honestly way better than i expected, i just expected a stupid little game about a penis. And i kind of got that, but its honestly a very well written, funny and kinda heartwarming story. 9/10

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  • Steam user Steam user …4629Steam reviews · Jan 31, 2026 · 6 h played

    jousted my genitals with the boys 10/10. my gf was there too i guess

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  • Steam user Steam user …6397Steam reviews · Dec 5, 2025 · 3 h played

    Best game about ♥♥♥♥♥ I ever played

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  • Steam user Steam user …3948Steam reviews · Nov 3, 2025 · 5 h played

    great game very very inspiring and emotional i cryed more then the movie a silent voice would make me cry 10/10 do not recommend playing alone this is a family game night game

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  • Steam user Steam user …8496Steam reviews · Oct 3, 2026 · 3 h played

    best 2$ i ever spent

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  • Alexa "Protect Porn and Kink" Phoenix @cyberphoenix001.bsky.socialBluesky · Sep 23, 2026

    Also, I love that we exist in a timeline where one can say, with no sarcasm whatsoever: "DRESSMAKER is a cosy clothing-creation game from the creators of BROFORCE, ANGER FOOT, GENITAL JOUSTING and GORN 1 and 2". 😆

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  • Steam user Steam user …0057Steam reviews · Sep 8, 2026 · 2 h played

    You joust with your genitals its very interesting

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  • Steam user Steam user …6232Steam reviews · Aug 17, 2026 · 1 h played

    game of the year?

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  • Steam user Steam user …7853Steam reviews · Aug 16, 2026 · 4 h played

    Overwhelmed by jousting my genitals, telling my mum it's not a phase, my girlfriend blowing up my phone and kissing the homies simultaneously.

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  • Steam user Steam user …8573Steam reviews · Apr 14, 2026 · 6 h played

    One of a kind, the childish giggling in the developers offices when coming up with the ideas and concepts for this game man I wish i could've been there, its uhh an experience about life. WHAT DOTH LIFE

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  • Steam user Steam user …8686Steam reviews · Mar 6, 2026

    Well that was the most uncomfortable 11 minutes of my life.

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  • Steam user Steam user …7025Steam reviews · Feb 10, 2026 · 2 h played

    2hrs storymode and some fun minigames. But surely way more worth it if you have a group of friends to play with that share the same kind of humor.

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  • Steam user Steam user …3218Steam reviews · Jan 27, 2026 · 2 h played

    One must imagine John happy.

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  • Steam user Steam user …0774Steam reviews · Dec 26, 2025 · 2 h played

    its awesome. The most romantic story ever. My penis cried

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  • Steam user Steam user …1593Steam reviews · Dec 26, 2025 · 1 h played

    Wow this is the best fame ive ever played. the story mode is very emotional and I can relate to it! This game helped save my marriage and helped me and my wife come to better terms with each other. 10/10 And i would reccomend!

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  • Steam user Steam user …3586Steam reviews · Oct 5, 2025 · 1 h played

    This game is a wonderfully bizarre party game that basically involves crude phallic shaped items in bizarre battles and competitions. Needs a certain cut of friend to be enjoyable. Highly recommend for half an hour of fun, which is more fun than I can usually expect from myself within this overall theme.

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  • Professor Tom of Shujin Academy VGM Club @shujinacademy.bsky.socialBluesky · Sep 18, 2024

    Does this mean that Genital Jousting is the least woke game ever?

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  • Steam user Steam user …0451Steam reviews · Aug 15, 2026

    Genital Jousting

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  • Steam user Steam user …5012Steam reviews · Jul 26, 2026

    Fun and silly game to play with friends. Couldn't stop laughing

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  • Steam user Steam user …0221Steam reviews · Jun 23, 2026 · 1 h played

    the moral of the game is, if you can't get girls, grow a bigger ♥♥♥♥

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  • Steam user Steam user …9368Steam reviews · May 31, 2026 · 4 h played

    i mean, it's not the greatest game in the world, but you can get some mild entertainment out of it in co-op. if you play this alone, there's probably something very wrong with you?

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  • Kerstin Hall @kerstinhall.bsky.socialBluesky · May 19, 2026

    Strangely enough, the studio kind of already made that game. (One of their biggest releases was “Genital Jousting.”)

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  • Steam user Steam user …4314Steam reviews · May 9, 2026 · 1 h played

    Was finally able to ouroboros my dad

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  • Steam user Steam user …3038Steam reviews · Apr 11, 2026 · 2 h played

    yes of course pinis

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  • Steam user Steam user …2540Steam reviews · Mar 29, 2026

    I'm rubbing my nipples rn

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  • Steam user Steam user …2329Steam reviews · Feb 19, 2026 · 3 h played

    a masterpiece funny game i like pp

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  • Steam user Steam user …4270Steam reviews · Feb 15, 2026 · 2 h played

    Whack controls, shallow narrative and bugs for the collections. It has a fun gimmick that isn't explored enough. Wasted potential.

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  • Steam user Steam user …4826Steam reviews · Dec 25, 2025 · 4 h played

    Timeless classic

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