The Tank
Directed by Dennis Gansel
A German Tiger tank crew is sent on a dangerous mission to rescue the missing officer Paul von Hardenburg from a top-secret bunker behind enemy lines. As they make their way through the lethal no-man's land, they must confront not only the enemy, but also their own fears and inner demons. Fueled by the Wehrmacht's methamphetamine, their mission increasingly becomes a journey into the heart of darkness. From TMDB
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60 of 120 · most liked firstPeter Fonda saw Pablo Picasso paint. I know this because he told me when we were in a Thomas the Tank Engine movie together. Yes, it’s as surreal as it sounds.
neutral · AI labelView post →thinking again about the Tank Girl movie that never was – allegedly it was *extremely* R18, like multiple scenes have large numbers of ambient dildos and the producers saw and were horrified and decided to cut around to make it PG, I desperately want a Tank Girl Director's Cut.
neutral · AI labelView post →Last night I watched the movie The Tank, which is about a Tiger tank crew having a bit of a Jacob's Ladder time of it on the way to hell. They all had that logo on their collars. The reason for this was because they were Nazis
neutral · AI labelView post →Ffarquhar Branch, built by the Rev. W. Awdry himself—the author of The Railway Series and creator of Thomas the Tank Engine! It was a real honour to see this piece of railway history and film Thomas, Percy, Toby, Mavis, Daisy, and Stepney in action 🚂 #ttte #thomasthetankengine #trains #modelrailway
neutral · AI labelView post →‘Thomas the Tank Engine clung to me like a disease’: the film about the choo-choo’s global superstardom
neutral · AI labelView post →Naomi Watts first stole my heart as Jet Girl in the Tank Girl movie
neutral · AI labelView post →Labeling vandalism against Teslas domestic terrorism is so ridiculous it sounds like a cartoon metaphor for fascism to explain it to children. Like an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine or a Cars movie plot
neutral · AI labelView post →Sad to hear that Britt Allcroft passed away. The main push behind bringing Thomas the Tank Engine to TV, she even remortgaged her house to be able to afford to film the series, and went on to direct Thomas and The Magic Railroad. #thomasthetankengine #thomasandthemagicrailroad #thomasandfriends
neutral · AI labelView post →I talked to a libertarian once and they straight up said, “If they own all the water it’s right to let people of dehydration. It’s their water.” “You literally described the premise of the Tank Girl movie.”
neutral · AI labelView post →But today they played some music from the Tank Girl movie and (shut up, I didn’t know it was bad at the time. punk teens in Virginia in the 90’s to... https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16548
neutral · AI labelView post →I should probably get out and film some things, but I’m on my third mug of coffee and listening to music from Thomas the Tank Engine.
neutral · AI labelView post →Try using forced perspective to make it look smaller. Exclusively film it with tilt-shifting so it looks like a Thomas the Tank Engine model seen from afar.
neutral · AI labelView post →Ringo movie ends with him being asked to join the Thomas the Tank Engine initiative.
neutral · AI labelView post →I there’s is a direct line between the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, the Tank Girl live action adaptation, and Gorillaz. I don’t have the time to prove it but it seems obvious to me.
neutral · AI labelView post →Actor Leo Morimoto passed away last week at 83. He was a prolific TV and film actor, and was the distinctive narrative voice for dozens of others, notably "Thomas the Tank Engine".
neutral · AI labelView post →I unironically LOVE the Tank Girl movie and you can't stop me.
positive · AI labelView post →I've only seen the first Avatar movie and the best thing I can say about it is that it is a movie for babies. Maybe 2% more sophisticated than an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine while being 1000% less visually pleasing.
neutral · AI labelView post →Happy 25th anniversary to the very first Thomas the Tank Engine movie, Thomas and the Magic Railroad! 🚂🛤️✨
neutral · AI labelView post →Good morning, Internet! Just confirming that I am exactly who I claim to be. ie. a non-descript, woke-as-fuck, middle-aged guy from New Zealand, with an inexplicable love for the TANK GIRL movie, and every badly-dubbed ninja film Godfrey Ho crapped out in the 80's.
positive · AI labelView post →So Hasbro…you’re planning a live action Thomas the Tank Engine movie… I’m officially auditioning for the part of Thomas 😌
neutral · AI labelView post →I haven't gone to look to see if it's online but back in the day Jamie Hewlett and Alan Martin provided a list of made up swears to the makers of the Tank Girl movie to get past censors. The main one I remember is "chugnuts" (poo stuck to bum hair).
neutral · AI labelView post →YOU'RE ON A DESERT PLANET WITH THREE SUNS. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A 2000 MOVIE. PUT SOMETHING ON OVER THE TANK TOPS. #FTHISMOVIEFEST
neutral · AI labelView post →Now Playing for Science Fiction Month: the Tank Girl soundtrack (WB, 1995; reissued Real Gone, 2018) I like this movie but LOVE the soundtrack. If they ever make an animated TG movie that looks like a Hewlett cartoon, they don't even need to change the soundtrack. #nowplaying #nowspinning
positive · AI labelView post →me: (looking up any old movie trailer from my childhood) random child in comments: "Taken from Barney and Thomas the Tank Engine Meet The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2001 VHS"
neutral · AI labelView post →I swear 90s childrens movies execs were on something when deciding the Flintstone movie should be about tax evasion, and that the Thomas the Tank Engine movie, a British show, should be about the framing device for the imported American version
neutral · AI labelView post →Finally watched the Tank Girl film, and, well, that....certainly was a movie!
neutral · AI labelView post →This was the second earliest MCU movie that I ever saw in theaters (the first, of course, being Guardians of the Galaxy). And yeah, I remember it all so well, especially the climax with Thomas the Tank Engine (shown below) and Luis' flashbacks.
neutral · AI labelView post →OK I realized why I hate this lol. He looks like one of the Rippers from the Tank Girl movie hahaha
neutral · AI labelView post →So far, this movie we’re watching called “TANK” is lacking in the Tank department.
negative · AI labelView post →My take on a poster for the Tank Girl movie 💣💥 Commissioned by Queen’s Film Theatre & The Naughton Gallery as part of their SCREEN/PRINT series. Was a treat to watch it on the original 35mm! #illustration #illustrator #tankgirl #jamiehewlett
neutral · AI labelView post →I was such a big fan of the Tank Girl comics and Lori in Point Break (1991). This was such a colossal let down of a film for me.
negative · AI labelView post →Why is Sting the bad guy from the Tank Girl movie now?
neutral · AI labelView post →Debate in a Movie: Old School (2003) Frank The Tank vs. The Ragin Cajun #FilmSky #SeptemberMovieChallenge #Day26
neutral · AI labelView post →Me: the engines blushing implies that they have blood My friend, watching a Thomas the Tank Engine movie with me: no Me: yes :)
neutral · AI labelView post →The French documentary, The Tank and the Olive Tree (2019) was my film of the week for its forensic analysis the colonial oppression of Palestine by European settlers. It would make a great double bill with Palestine 36 (2025). #letterboxdFriday #lastfourwatched #letterboxd #filmsky #moviesky
neutral · AI labelView post →TIL there was a Thomas the Tank Engine movie and at the risk of kicking a hornet's nest wtaf
neutral · AI labelView post →Tonight's spooky season watch is 'The Tank' A movie about a monster that lives in a water tank
neutral · AI labelView post →Missile Command a harrowing and realistic movie so grim it makes "Threads" look like Thomas the Tank Engine.
neutral · AI labelView post →Celebrating the 31st birthday of the Tank Girl movie by showing you my new t-shirt
neutral · AI labelView post →I would encourage members of our military to watch the German WWII movie, "The Tank" and to consider the consequences of "just following orders".
neutral · AI labelView post →Movie idea - The Great Thomas The Tank Engine Robbery
neutral · AI labelView post →I HAVENT WATCHED MOVIES IN YEARS THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD IM CRYING OVER A THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE STICKER WHAT THE FUCK
neutral · AI labelView post →#23Daysof4AD Belly / Thief, B-Side of Now They'll Sleep Single. Also featured on the Tank Girl movie soundtrack. youtu.be/7tq6O3kJCLs?...
neutral · AI labelView post →Britt Allcroft, 14 December 1943 - 25 December 2024. The British-born producer adapted and brought the Reverend Wilbert Awdry's Thomas the Tank Engine stories to life on film and TV. This success spawned a merchandising powerhouse, and the Museum's Day Out With Thomas events.
neutral · AI labelView post →I am already a massive Tank Girl fan. I got into Tank Girl because of the movie. I am telling you that the Tank Girl movie slaps.
positive · AI labelView post →Someone slandering the Tank Girl movie in front of my salad???
neutral · AI labelView post →wait that new amazon movie The Tank is about a german tank, you want me to root for actual nazis in the year 2026??
neutral · AI labelView post →Mattel, this is your second Barbie moment! This is the plot of your Thomas the Tank Engine movie.
neutral · AI labelView post →The Tank Girl movie I wanted was the animation they played during the end credits. I wanted the whole thing animated. That might’ve been amazing.
neutral · AI labelView post →I’d make it clear that all four films were simply prequels for a future film about the making of Thomas The Tank Engine. Lots of foreshadowing involving trains. The Fat Controller turns up in the end credits.
neutral · AI labelView post →It had one (1) flaw and that it doesn’t play the full 007 theme at any point in the film which I believe every Bond movie did at some point until then (fact I read way back in the 90s). That said you do get a lot of it during the Tank Sequence which is still just the coolest
positive · AI labelView post →I'm still bitter that Dota 2 got rid of all the Pandaren characters from the original mod and didn't add any new ones. Now Brewmaster looks like one of the kangaroos from the Tank Girl movie.
neutral · AI labelView post →Not surprised a clip from Buddy became the next internet trend, but all it does is make me wanna see the movie more. This movie did its homework with the children’s show references. Buddy is obviously Barney, but they referenced Thomas the Tank Engine, Dora the Explorer, and Blue’s Clues.
neutral · AI labelView post →The tracks in North Bend give me that one "Thomas the Tank Engine" movie vibes. #photography #trains #NorthBend #PNW
neutral · AI labelView post →This is the beginning of that Thomas the Tank Engine indy horror film
neutral · AI labelView post →I'm still waiting for the WW2 themed Thomas The Tank Engine live-action movie...
neutral · AI labelView post →what are some badly rated films you love wholeheartedly? For me, it's the film adaption of the Tank Girl comics, I get why the film was badly received, but I still find it stylistically great and just so fun, and who doesn't love stories about destroying evil corporations???
positive · AI labelView post →The theme song to the hit 1980's sunrise movie Thomas the Tank Engine: James' Counterattack
neutral · AI labelView post →This evening's movie... The Tank (2025) 🪖 #FilmSky 🪖
neutral · AI labelView post →You think he'd do commentary on his Thomas The Tank Engine movie?
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