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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

ActionAdventureRPG

Developer inXile Entertainment

The Bard's Tale is a 1985 fantasy role-playing video game designed and programmed by Michael Cranford for Interplay Productions and published by Electronic Arts for the Apple II. Set in the fictional city of Skara Brae, which has been engulfed in eternal winter and overrun by monsters due to a spell cast by the evil wizard Mangar the Dark, the game tasks players with assembling and leading a party of up to six… From Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)

90 reactions from 2 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky) · newest Sep 17, 2026 · last updated Oct 8, 2026 · How this works

Audience score

64
Fresh

57 positive · 32 negative
95% range 54–73%

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Steam's own rating
Mostly Positive
1,095 of 1,454 reviews positive (all languages, per Valve)

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  • Steam user Steam user …2759Steam reviews · Dec 4, 2025 · 16 h played

    I recommend this game very conditionally. If you have any nostalgia for it, it is pretty much exactly the same game as you remember. The biggest drawback is that it is pretty much EXACTLY the same game as you remember, flaws and all. That said, Cary Elwes as The Bard and Tony Rice as The Narrator are an absolute joy. The rest of the voice acting is fun, and lively, and silly as well. The music is of course pretty fun as well! The gameplay is clunky and dated and can be very frustrating.…

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  • Steam user Steam user …3911Steam reviews · Apr 29, 2026 · 10 h played

    Only 24 percent of players have beaten the rats in the cellar (This is the first fight of the game) The single BEST comedy musical ARPG from the ps2 era! Avoid spoilers, this is key. The HARDEST top down ARPG you will never finish. P.S. The guy from Princess bride is the voice of the bard.

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  • Steam user Steam user …7519Steam reviews · May 29, 2026 · 48 h played

    A classic game full of fun and song, though it may be a bit old and clunky for some people. Tip 1: Do not waste points on Charisma. Once you've made a deal with the barrel maker in Houton you can go through the tavern and its basement twice to smash barrels, return for a 500 gold reward, then repeat indefinitely. (Stops working once you enter the cold mountains.) Tip 2: When you reach Dounby you should have at least 30 000 gold. Save, donate all you've got at the Kirk, then load to get your…

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  • Steam user Steam user …4911Steam reviews · Nov 15, 2025 · 63 h played

    I doubt anyone will ever read this, so i will put this here. Multiple Endings - yes Good combat? no - but feel free to disagree its dog sheet. Good storyline? Mediocre at best. Jokes - i think only one joke genuinely made me laugh, overall pretty mediocre. i feel like this game doesn't know what it wants to be, it could have been a genuinely great game, one people actually loved and hailed as good especially in an ARPG genre, but unfortunately those that made it didn't fully understand…

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  • Steam user Steam user …8696Steam reviews · Sep 12, 2025 · 22 h played

    One of the most memorable action RPGs in my opinion. There isn't a single part of this game that I don't adore as the music, the writing and the characters are all very near and dear to my heart. It has aged extremely well and still holds its own among many other titans of the genre. Highly recommended!

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  • Steam user Steam user …4936Steam reviews · Jul 4, 2026 · 3 h played

    Despite it's age, this game gets somehow better with time. It's a rare breed of parody-RPG made by the titans of Interplay with genuinely good puns and terrific songs. Plus it's also spots industry legends like Tony Jay (his last work) as a narrator and Tommy Tallarico as a songwriter. The game itself is not that brilliant (it's just OK arpg with cool summon gimmicks) but oh my good is it funny, refreshing and full of clever puns and truly insightful jokes. It's a Steam Hidden Gem and I…

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  • Steam user Steam user …5757Steam reviews · Dec 11, 2024 · 5 h played

    Beer beer beer, tiddly beer beer beer. A long time ago, way back in history, when all there was to drink was nothing but cups of tea, along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. Hey! He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king, and to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer. The…

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  • Steam user Steam user …1798Steam reviews · Oct 27, 2025 · 15 h played

    The Bard’s Tale, developed and published by inXile Entertainment, is a humorous reimagining of classic fantasy RPGs that stands out for its irreverent tone and self-aware storytelling. Rather than the usual tale of noble heroes and world-saving quests, the game places players in the boots of a sarcastic, money-minded bard whose interests lie less in heroism and more in personal gain, drink, and the occasional romantic encounter. From the very start, it’s clear that this is not a traditional…

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  • Steam user Steam user …2557Steam reviews · Jul 16, 2026 · 19 h played

    Review I've been wanting to play this game for a long time, but I lost interest very quickly after only a few hours. The game has a really unique concept as an action-adventure with some RPG elements, acting as a parody of the genre. Unfortunately, it fails to be much more than that. Gameplay You can create your own character, but the choices you make barely matter. You can choose to focus on either bows or melee combat. Investing in health, luck (for more money), and rhythm (for…

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  • Steam user Steam user …2158Steam reviews · Jan 19, 2026 · 46 h played

    It's peak in a 7/10 kind of way, which is something that more games need to aspire to be

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  • Steam user Steam user …6926Steam reviews · Jul 3, 2025 · 48 h played

    This is probably the most well written and perfected voice acting in any game. The game is just outright brilliant and the jokes makes the game one hell of an adventure. I highly recommend this game to any true player who want to get a kick out of listening to corny jokes and amusing bickering between the main character and the narrator. P.S: use dxvk-gplasync to get the game to work using vulkan and enjoy lag free game.

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  • Steam user Steam user …7067Steam reviews · Mar 1, 2025 · 102 h played

    Do you like games where the hero has, at best, average intelligence and almost no wisdom? Do you prefer games that have an abundance of meta-commentary and humour revolving around it's own genre? Do you like witticisms and jokes? Or laughing at the protagonists fumbles and faux pas? Then look no further! This game is for you! It's effectively a 20-25 hour long adventure comedy game focusing on riffing on tropes of the RPG genre of it's era. With some of the best dialogue in gaming, some of…

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  • Steam user Steam user …7171Steam reviews · Oct 30, 2025 · 1 h played

    This is by far the worst release of this game ever. It's so bad that you can't attack half the time because the controls are glitched out. The creatures are broken and don't attack. You constantly get stuck in the game world, unable to move. When you are able to attack, the Bard aims the wrong way. I played this on PC and PS2 back in the day, and it was nothing like this! Please, do yourself a favor, and DO NOT BUY this version. Seek an older copy elsewhere.

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  • Steam user Steam user …8624Steam reviews · Feb 28, 2025 · 31 h played

    The Bard's Tale is quite a fun game. I appreciate the humouristic approach; even if I do not laugh at such jokes, they do amuse me. The combat is pretty fun, if simple, but here comes the game's biggest problem. It is super repetitive. After a few hours the combat will become mundane and that is what you will be doing for the vast majority of the game. It reminds me of Loki a lot, another RPG game where the vast majority of the gameplay is combat and while it is pretty good it becomes tiresome…

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  • Steam user Steam user …8244Steam reviews · Feb 1, 2026 · 4 h played

    I understand that this is a remaster of a game that was originally made almost 25 years ago, but it feels like it was made by someone who had only heard about computer games before and was still learning how to code. It has a glacial pace, both in terms of story and literal walking speed. Load screens are preposterously long given the low quality of the programming. The combat system is laughably bad, with no sense that there is any relationship between a click of a button and a swing of the…

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  • Steam user Steam user …7707Steam reviews · Oct 23, 2025 · 6 h played

    Why we don't have those stories and characters in the video games today? An era when games used to be fun...

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  • Steam user Steam user …5661Steam reviews · Oct 5, 2025 · 5 h played

    That game was my childood in between 2007/2008 we need a sequel. Even today it holds up remarkably well. The gameplay might not be groundbreaking, but the storytelling and satire are timeless.

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  • Steam user Steam user …4144Steam reviews · Apr 12, 2026 · 30 h played

    this has got to be the funniest RPG I've ever played. I've beat it multiple times and am fixing to reload and play it again

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  • Steam user Steam user …3197Steam reviews · Mar 27, 2026 · 43 h played

    Unfortunately the Bard is not aging well. With its outdated and slow gameplay, the game quickly becomes boring. On the positive side - funny jokes and catchy songs to sing in the pub is enough for me to recommend. EZ to 100%.

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  • Steam user Steam user …7095Steam reviews · Jan 26, 2026 · 24 h played

    This game, is intolerably frustrating to play. The combat relies on the animation of your swings and the timing of your blocks, but the input is sticky and unresponsive. The summons are expected to do a lot of work, but the later you get the slow manna recharge means you have to just Sit for a long while so you can fill your squad, or charge ahead and be understrength. Mechanics of the missions are varied, but often rely on indeterminably long bits filled with frustrating set pieces, Example:…

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  • Steam user Steam user …3368Steam reviews · May 29, 2025 · 6 h played

    Some sounds are messed up (especially with the Trow so far). The bow doesn't work properly, it doesn't respond most of the time when I try to use it. As a result, I've found myself unable to pass the section with the force fields and the Trow. When you try to go to help and support to try to report problems, the link is broken. It really is an amazing game, but I can't recommend it in the state I'm trying to play it in.

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  • Steam user Steam user …0360Steam reviews · Jan 4, 2026

    Remastered, But you didn't think to put the controller buttons on the screen ?

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  • Steam user Steam user …2099Steam reviews · Dec 17, 2025 · 8 h played

    still fun after all these years

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  • Steam user Steam user …8948Steam reviews · Jun 11, 2025 · 3 h played

    Fun game! Very snarky and full of crazy humor.

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  • Steam user Steam user …1335Steam reviews · Feb 5, 2025 · 110 h played

    I have an eternal soft spot in my heart for this game. Tony Jay's narration is totally unbeatable.

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  • Steam user Steam user …0903Steam reviews · Feb 1, 2025 · 3 h played

    Fantastic game, a truly hidden gem. Voice acting, jokes and songs are the highlight, but the gameplay itself is really solid too. Its still smooth and responsive and gives a lot of fun.

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  • Steam user Steam user …6643Steam reviews · Apr 20, 2026 · 1 h played

    It comes basically down to the question: do you like driving old cars despite all the issues? If it's fun to you, in the context of old games with old designs and old flaws, this one is a gem. I really like the tone of it, the fact that it never takes itself seriously and voice acting is stellar. It is especially hilarious when the narrator and the protagonist start to argue on things. Silly on purpose, that's what it is in general and it's great. It is exactly as I remembered from 20 years…

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  • Steam user Steam user …6492Steam reviews · Jan 10, 2026 · 6 h played

    Should you play Bard's Tale? If you are curious about one of many Diablo clones of early 2000s with a self-aware humor twist that plays like your usual repetitive jankslop? Well, yeah, you may give Bard's Tale a shot but other than that... I don't see why one would bother. I bet I would've loved it as a kid though. It has those early 2000s comfy video game vibes that we all know and love. So, nostalgia googles required.

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  • Steam user Steam user …7825Steam reviews · Sep 3, 2025 · 30 h played

    honestly this is a better bards tale than the first 3 and the 4th. i enjoyed the combat of this one WAY more than the turn based ones. i dont know why all the bards tales werent like this. would have been so much more fun

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  • Steam user Steam user …5055Steam reviews · Jul 17, 2025 · 6 h played

    Reddit tier humor I have no idea how people find this funny or fun

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  • Steam user Steam user …7109Steam reviews · Jul 1, 2025 · 4 h played

    If you don't like jokes that are provocative and/or break the 4th wall, you'll probably hate this game.

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  • Steam user Steam user …8579Steam reviews · Jun 14, 2025 · 40 h played

    very fun game with lots of secrets and amazing humor

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  • Steam user Steam user …5326Steam reviews · Jun 10, 2025 · 5 h played

    fun game, old school hack and slash rpg. wish the prompts would match the controller tho. surprised no one has modded it yet.

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  • Steam user Steam user …2478Steam reviews · Jan 30, 2025 · 28 h played

    A mostly competent early ARPG. Fun enough, despite some rough patches, and while it does show its age when it comes to the menus and options, even as a remastered version, it still holds up well enough to play. The voice work is good, the songs are decent, but there is a strange lack of music overall.

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  • Steam user Steam user …6564Steam reviews · Aug 10, 2026 · 11 h played

    Thank Paradise for the Gift! TL;DR: A weird comedic RPG game that I watched my cousin play back in the day, that suddenly peaked my curiosity. Summary: So back in 2007, I would met my uncle and cousins for a family visit during the holiday. Then I get to watch them play this game. Which I did not understand. I don't know what about this game so special. So, as a curious player I am, browsing through inXile Library, I happened to find this game. Yeah, so you play as the eponymous…

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  • Steam user Steam user …2673Steam reviews · Aug 4, 2026 · 33 h played

    It is a console-style action RPG, and the controls were clearly designed with a gamepad in mind. Playing with a keyboard and mouse is extremely uncomfortable. For example, when using a bow I regularly opened a menu by accident instead of firing. So if you have a gamepad, use it from the start. Another piece of console heritage is that you can only save at specific locations. First and foremost, this is a parody of classic RPGs. Usually the main character is a warrior, mage, or rogue. Here,…

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  • Steam user Steam user …4825Steam reviews · Jun 30, 2026

    I know we are 20 years on, but I have tried this on two different platforms (iOS and Steam Deck) and encountered catastrophic bugs in both cases. I can't even get past character creation on the deck. The game just goes into an eternal load screen. If this doesn't run on deck that's fine, but it should be labeled as such. Until it's fixed or updated info-wise it's a big thumbs down for me.

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  • Steam user Steam user …2146Steam reviews · May 14, 2026 · 44 h played

    Hidden gem right here. Loved the dry humor from Tony Jay (narrator) and Cary Elwes (the Bard) and the music you have to save for your playlist.

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  • Steam user Steam user …2859Steam reviews · Mar 8, 2026 · 8 h played

    I've completed this game on PS4, so excuse my low hour count. This is pre-Deadpool Deadpool. It's good. Play it.

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  • Steam user Steam user …4871Steam reviews · Oct 9, 2025 · 1 h played

    Does anybody else have the bug where when you play a tune then you cannot move around correctly? Instead the bard just runs in place

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  • Steam user Steam user …6019Steam reviews · Oct 8, 2025 · 62 h played

    One of the best and most entertaining games.

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  • Steam user Steam user …0408Steam reviews · Sep 2, 2025 · 3 h played

    All of the characters are voiced very well, but Seamus just cracks me up every time he speaks. That was very well done. I never got around to playing this series, so I decided to give this one a shot and I am glad it is an improved version. It is very funny. I hope to get around to playing all of them, but I rarely go through all of the games in a series back to back.

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  • Steam user Steam user …9303Steam reviews · Jun 11, 2025 · 1 h played

    OMG! What a pathetic way to completely destroy an iconic game. The controls are an abomination. It's beyond unacceptable. I only wish I tried the game right away so I could get a refund. The game also crashed almost immediately (after killing the rat and leaving the bar). Terribly disappointed.

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  • Steam user Steam user …9224Steam reviews · May 6, 2025

    Are you ready for "The Bard Song"? I said are you ready for "The Bard Song"? Then let's sing "The Bard Song, In the Forest" Now you all know the bards and their songs When hours have gone by, I'll close my eyes In a world far away we may meet again But now hear my song about the dawn of the night Let's sing the bard's song Tomorrow will take us away far from home No one will ever know our names But the bards' songs will remain Tomorrow will take it away the fear of today It will be gone due to…

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  • Steam user Steam user …5558Steam reviews · Feb 1, 2025 · 10 h played

    This game has aged very poorly so keep that in mind if you plan to play it. First the good. The story, world, and characters are still really good, some of the humor may not stand the test of time for some folks but overall, I found the humor to landed more the missed. The bard as a character is also a huge POS so if you like playing more traditional heroes you might not like him as much, though Karma almost always hits back at the bard in all his encounters. Then the bad, sorry to say the…

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  • Steam user Steam user …4963Steam reviews · Jan 21, 2025 · 3 h played

    I really tried, but lack of QoL plus the camera height made it too difficult, I'm afraid. Sucks because it seems like a really funny Cary Elwes role.

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  • Steam user Steam user …1229Steam reviews · Jan 4, 2025 · 7 h played

    I had never played it before, so no nostalgia here. And I can say objectively: the game really didn't age well. I didn't even have crashes or bugs. But the controls are clunky, gameplay is boring (outside the dialogues) and, of course, the game is dated in terms of graphics. I liked the voice acting and witty dialogues, but unfortunately, they are but one small part of an otherwise boring RPG.

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  • Steam user Steam user …2351Steam reviews · Dec 31, 2024 · 30 h played

    This game is very funny and enjoyable. I love the dark crude humor.

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  • Steam user Steam user …0314Steam reviews · Jun 14, 2026 · 1 h played

    Due to a control breaking bug this game is sadly unplayable at the time of writing on most linux systems including the steam deck

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  • Steam user Steam user …6869Steam reviews · Apr 19, 2026

    Broken. Frames locked too low.

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  • Steam user Steam user …3893Steam reviews · Feb 21, 2026 · 8 h played

    The Bard's Tale is a genuinely funny action-RPG that earns its laughs through sharp writing, excellent voice acting from Cary Elwes and Tony Jay, and a refreshingly self-aware take on fantasy RPG tropes — the dynamic between the snarky Bard and the contemptuous Narrator alone is worth the price of admission. The musical numbers, especially the recurring 'Bad Luck' song sung by the Trow Trio, are catchy enough to stick with you long after you've put the game down. That said, the combat gets…

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  • Steam user Steam user …5769Steam reviews · Dec 30, 2025 · 2 h played

    I'll be honest this ain't worth the money for the remaster. Full disclosure I've only played for a couple hours but its boring as hell. The sense of humour is cool and stuff but the gameplay is slow as hell and repetitive. Puzzles low key whack as well. I did like the owls though those guys were cool. 3 / 10 good birdsong

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  • Steam user Steam user …6637Steam reviews · Nov 13, 2025 · 17 h played

    oh gods why. i was never gonna change to a thumbs up. I was gonna be like 'well, it's gone some charm on occasion in spite of itself'. but then i got to the final boss and oh gods why.

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  • Steam user Steam user …6491Steam reviews · Sep 29, 2025

    I really only wanted one thing out of this, and that was Bard's Tale III. Which I got... except it was literally the worst version: The Apple ][ crapfest. They really should have gone either with the C64 version or offered us multiple retro hardware choices. Guess it's black to a hacked copy running on VICE.

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  • Steam user Steam user …4167Steam reviews · Aug 13, 2025

    At this point in time, it doesn't start for me on Windows 10. I'm pretty sure this is a good game, but since it won't start, I do not recommend buying it.

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  • Steam user Steam user …8079Steam reviews · Jul 26, 2025 · 1 h played

    controller doesnt work. game wont boot.

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  • Steam user Steam user …7565Steam reviews · Jul 9, 2025 · 5 h played

    Too quirky to play, at least by today's standards. If you want to enjoy the humor, a better option is just watching someone else playing and avoid unnecessary pain.

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  • Steam user Steam user …5877Steam reviews · May 22, 2025 · 24 h played

    2025: I enjoyed it a long time ago but I can't make it work anymore

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  • Steam user Steam user …3268Steam reviews · May 9, 2025 · 6 h played

    I was enjoying the game until I reached a point where the game simply began to break down and trying to talk to any NPC led to me being frozen in place and forced to ALT F4. Spent about 30 minutes looking for a solution (which is damn near impossible since searching anything related to the game just leads to the mainline series)

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  • Steam user Steam user …5692Steam reviews · May 7, 2025 · 2 h played

    this is a very funny game, only 1 playthrough worth, but honestly i wish i found something semilar ^^

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