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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
Developer Asmodev
A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches. From the Steam store page
184 reactions from 3 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky, Mastodon) · newest Sep 26, 2026 · last updated Oct 8, 2026 · How this works
Audience score
86
LovedLoved
154 positive · 25 negative
95% range 80–90%
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| Steam reviews | 154 | 25 | 0 |
| Bluesky * | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mastodon * | 0 | 0 | 0 |
* shown, not counted in the score (label accuracy below our 85% bar or not yet audited).
5 newer reactions are still waiting for a label.
Steam's own rating
Very Positive
867 of 917 reviews positive (all languages, per Valve)
What people are saying
Summary pending — the reactions are listed below.
Reactions
60 of 184 · most liked firstI wish Poland were real
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I've been to Poland. It's exactly like this.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Awful developer, attitude and practices. Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is waiting not so much for being finished, but for the right arrangement of stars and other events that will allow it to emerge from Early Access in full glory. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it means it's about money. There can only be two premieres, and only twice you get a chance for visibility, which can provide decent earnings…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Poczułem nagłą chęć przynależności do wspólnoty religijnej. 3/5
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →You play as a vampire that got his powers removed and dropped in Poland, where the only hope to get his powers back is to be the best Christianist priest that ever was You'll have to kill infidels, read sermons, renovate church and collect donation money for the roof as any good priest should, and remember as the good book says: the only good shatanist is dead shatanist.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →truly shows what it's like to live in Poland
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Praise be, my fellow gamers! Prepare yourselves for a divine gaming experience with "Priest Simulator," a holy game that will have you laughing and saying your Hail Marys in equal measure. From the moment you don the cassock, it's clear this game has a heavenly sense of humor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F162pM-5Ezg In this virtuous adventure you step into the righteous shoes of a newly ordained priest, ready to spread the good word and perform miracles in a vibrant, fictional city. But…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →poland simulator
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Orlok is a relatable protagonist, and this game contains the greatest voice acting ever to be heard with your ears. Side note: Many of the NPCs sound like Squidward.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I really loved this game for a good long while. Fun story, solid voice acting, interesting game play, etc. However, whoever designed the exorcism areas needs to be severely beaten. I can't recall a more frustrating gaming experience. Your weapons are randomly swapped, tiny details on the floor prevent you from moving, the small areas make it difficult to navigate and see where you're going, and you're on a time limit that leaves no room for any mistakes. It makes the game impossible to…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Being polish myself i can confirm that this game is a accurate representation of Poland. Great story, hooked only two hours into the game but i can see myself finishing it in one sitting. The storytelling in this game is a very unique experience and so far its some good ♥♥♥♥. Best thing about this game so far has to be the music. The boss fights that come out of nowhere and then boom, some sick soundtrack starts to play. 666/10 would recommend
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Oh my God. This is art. Not just a game. So many new games hypervixate on realism and lost the artistic integrity. This game is gorgeous, cheap, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun. Controls are intuitive as hell (i suck at aiming/shooters but not in this). the style is unique, the story is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb (I haven't finished but I'm already so impressed.) I love the undertones of religious trauma, being exiled, etc. It's odd that I relate so much to a main character who is basically my polar opposite. In person…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I asked my local priest if this was acurate... I have been excomunicated from the church.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This game is actually not that much fun, but it's so weird that it was worth a full playthrough from me. The gameplay is okay, but is extremely linear. After awhile, you realize every quest is essentially "go here, go there, answer the phone, etc.". The combat is simplistic, yet satisfying. The weapons don't really feel that much different from each other in the long run. The writing, voice acting, and humor are all extremely weird. I feel like a lost is lost in translation, but also even a…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I have no idea what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on other than the sock puppet priest gambled all the church funds in a casino. best game to buy your friend and send him in blind like mine did to me, I didn't even know what language everybody was speaking in but later found out it was polish, with that said do not switch the language from polish to english it loses it's charm and the hilarity of not understanding a word is priceless. laughed until I cried, it's like a fever dream.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I've been using this game to study so I could fit in with Polish society if I have to flee my home country Thanks to Asmodev, I know everything I need to survive :)
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Don't know if I am playing a game or having an aneurysm 10/10
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I will start with the pros. In general, the game is fun. Some of the polish references were hard to get but it's not the main issue here. I like the way it was created, like it was some sort of mockumentary. The story is not bad and in overall I enjoyed it. Now the cons. The main one is the price. It's definitely way too high for the small amount of content it has to offer. The game loop is very simple and short, there's not much to do besides pushing the storyline, which is quite short…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I wanted to write something witty and clever, but I'd prefer to be lazy and honest. I liked this game. It was weird and funny. You did a good job Asmodev. Thanks.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A ridiculous and blasphemous romp. It's shot like a TV show from the early Trailer Park Boys days. Priest Simulator isn't your typical simulator. It's an immersive sim with some unique and bonkers gameplay mechanics and it's pretty hilarious. The combat isn't amazing by any means, but the weapons and powers you use are pretty cool. A lot of the side stuff you do includes confessionals and exorcisms and I find that aspect to be really engaging. I got this game in a bundle from Fanatical and I…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →For other game reviews, please [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/40640212/]follow us at What The Game? Priest Simulator is an First Person Shooter that prides itself as a “mockumental” action game where you play a Vampire (Orlok) who finds himself together with his girlfriend teleported (from hell) to a Polish town filled with colourful muppet folks. It’s Not A Scam Prior to getting teleported to Poland by accident, Orlok was fighting a demon called Bebok in Hell and broadcasting…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Game has charm, I enjoyed the story and characters to a point. But the enemies start spongey and only get spongier as the game progresses. The game's story gets weaker, more confusing and just filled with padding in the game. Starts strong and turns into monotony quick. And seeing as only 20 % get to the second to last mission, I know I'm not alone in this belief.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I didn't receive this product for free
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Bought this on sale for $10, got about 12 hours or so of satisfying gameplay out of it, would recommend at full price. My experience with this game was that I play all sorts of games, and I enjoy simulator games like car mechanic simulator or especially gas station simulator. So I wishlisted this game back when it was simply known as Priest Simulator because it sounded interesting. Eventually the game added "Vampire Show" and I saw screen shots and thought, "this is NOT what I was…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Zajebsita gra, pełna czarnego humoru, sucharów i nawiązań do polskich hitów internetu czy polskiej kultury. Soundtrack wypierdala z butów, dzięki tej grze poznałem wspaniały zespół jakim jest Gruzja. To nie jest zwykły symulator księdza jak sugeruje tytuł, to jest Symulator Polskiego Księdza na wsi. Lubisz okradać wiernych z pieniędzy, pić wino mszalne, odprawiać egzorcyzmy albo spowiadać chrześcijanistów? Ta gra to wszystko ma!!! W żadnej grze się tak dobrze nie bawiłem i nie robiłem w nachy…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →An excellent FPS chock full of goofy satirical jokes. It pokes fun at religion, the horror genre, and modern society. May contain Polish cultural references and Metal music. Noteworthy: I never once considered turning off the in-game music. Soundtrack is upbeat, with good rhythm, melodic riffs, and a tasteful amount of distortion / reverb for Metal. On reflection, the in-game radios play a representative selection of Metal sub-genres. I quite enjoyed the songs chosen for this game.…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This game is heavier than catholic guilt. Even in early access, perfect in every aspect, right down to the supple skin textures. I've never been to Poland, but my heart tells me this game is a mirror reflection of the Polish dream. A+, 5 stars, 11/10
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Quick note: I got this game for free via Epic Games Store, but then bought it on Steam after 5 hours just to support the devs. So, increase my time played by 5 hours. Top tier game. The first 30 minutes was the most confusing, absurd series of nonsensical events I've ever experienced. It was like a mental flashbang. And then the game just KEEPS going, for like... way more than it has any right to. It's actually kind of beefy! It has lore, somehow - and it's unexpectedly good, consistent lore!…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Gameplay, dialogue, and combat are pretty much garbage. Some people like this kinda garbage tho. Not recommended and low-key ashamed I even own it.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I had no idea what I was getting into. I'm glad I got into it. I have played nothing like this.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Uncanny... Bizarre... Freaky.. Christian (not you or he) Trippy Trashy Polsky Funky Absurd Eins,zwei,Polizei Good Game, Amen (Played "Priest Simulator: Heavy Duty" before its pretty similar and free)
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I have asked a priest and he says this is a very accurate game.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →"Ja jestem legion I choć jest wielu nas to stanowimy jedność Ukryci w mroku pod powierzchnią niczym Vietcong Oby wszystko na waszej planecie zdechło Przynoszę piekło"
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Just under 10 hours of playtime to 100% what's currently in the game. So I'd say expect anywhere between 7-12 hours depending on how fast you go and how much you do. The game was very good, only thing I didn't like was how repetitive combat feels, but that went away as I got stronger and could kill enemies faster. Overall, 8/10 I am truly a Polish Priest
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →♥♥♥♥♥ jest w pyte, symulator ksiedza na podlasiu
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →The definition of unhinged. I love it. Priest GTA. The humor stays enjoyable through the entire game. The weapons and powers are nuts in the best way. I really have nothing bad to say.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Most average day in a small eastern European town, real fun. Pretty funny at times too.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Priest Simulator: Vampire Show - On Steampowered A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. store.steampowered.com/app/950620/P... #GameDev #IndieDev #art #HeavenAndHell #sandbox
unlabelledView post →Discovered this game by accident, i had Ironmouse stream in one of tabs and suddenly i hear polish language followed by something that sounds like Kvelertak, lets say it was love at first sight. Absurd humor, profanity, music, fun gameplay. Can't recommend enough.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →An amazing game. Torpedo top tier game. Enjoyed the voice acting with polish and english sub as well as the english dub. Truly an amazing hidden gem that was able to put a constant smile on my face. Even after the game I am contently cleaning the streets and protecting my people. Will highly recommend to other. I played on steam deck and it runs flawlessly
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Z całego serca polecam, potężnie dopierdolona gra, dialogi świetne, mega dużo smaczków dla polskich graczy. Nawiązań jest tutaj co nie miara, a historia wciąga. Gra ma kilka błędów np: przeciwnicy strzelający przez ściany czy czasem brak dialogów/napisów, ale to do wyklepania. Czekam na pełne wydanie, a teraz ide napierdalać szatanistów.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Priest Simulator: Vampire Show PS5 Review – The Hilariously Crude Vampire Priest Game That’s Addictively Insane (+ Her Ghost DLC!) thegaminginferno.blogspot.com/2026/04/prie... #ps5 #gaming #indiegames #indiedev
unlabelledView post →Despite shallow combat and translation issues, the pure strangeness and originality of the characters and world is enough to get me to reccomend this game. Its a diamond in the rough, and it is rough, but the experience is worth the issues. One of the most creative experiences I've had with a game in quite a while.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →50 minutes of playtime and its a blast! A trip game so far with awesome Metal! As a kid, I tried to take Theology so I tried to enter the Church, got turned down and found METAL!!! I totally identify with this game!!! Dark comedy with Metal soundtrack, 5 Stars!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →The humor just isn't for me and there's so, so much talking with really over the top voice acting. I'll be honest, I didn't give it much of a chance, but I have way too many games in my backlog to waste time trying to like something that didn't click with me at all from the beginning.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I Played A Game Before This That Asked Me My Pronouns, This Game Didn't
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →He was pretending to be dead. Classic.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Story and Humor - peak gold, and the strongest point of the game with its absurd. Gameplay - decent, fight feels meaty, we have nice variety of weapons with upgrades but throwing stuff at shatanists is probably the most funny and satisfying part, nothing better than killing a fat guy with shotgun by throwing toilet at him. Graphics - simple but acceptable, it has nice climate of Polish village and Fiat 126-P, i personally especially like the houses interiors they are often cozy as ♥♥♥♥ and…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Amazing! Mega funny in Polish!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Priest Simulator Vampire Show is an absolute laugh fest! The game mixes a goofy documentary-style with some wild, ridiculous moments that had me cracking up. The dialogue and over the top situations were just too much in the best way! Count Orlok is a total highlight, and the humour is spot on. It’s one of those games where you can just chill and enjoy the chaos. If you’re looking for something fun, funny, and completely over the top, this is definitely a must-play. Highly recommend it!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →For fans of absurdity and bad jokes.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →It definitely has a different tone than Heavy Duty did, but I still really enjoy the game. Oddly, the full release runs a lot worse than the Demo, one reason being the balloons used in the game. No idea why, I assume they're an 8K Megatexture or something because they immediately bog my computer down to about 10 fps whenever they exist (specifically Mortimer's shop in the graveyard). I kind of preferred the storyline in Heavy Duty to this and I'm assuming this was rewritten at some point…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This game is a BIG joke. Awful animation, horrible and boring dialogues, and the worst plot.... Price far too high for something like this. Please don't waste your time and money.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Give me an A, Give me an M, Give me an E, Give me an N! Somehow this game has a decent story, funny dialogue and good combat whilst not taking itself too seriously. AMEN!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →insta turns you SLAV
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Terrible voice acting, terrible story, terrible combat, terrible animations, terrible devs. Not sure there was a single good thing about this game. Just watch someone play it instead, probably more fun that way.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →My review of Priest Simulator: Vampire Show. A mockumentary style game about a vampire who is stuck in a small Polish town. And his only way out is to unwillingly become a priest. indiegamereviewer.com/priest-simul... #indiegame #gaming
unlabelledView post →I love this game. In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti ameeen. For San de Ville and for Holy Kremuva! Can only recommend with Polish language obviously, you have to appreciate and savour this beatiful language. Loved the Vulgators too. Will try to finish the collectibles with time. A truly, truly wonderful mockumentary.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Enjoying it (wish i could speak polish though as the polish voiceover sounds pretty awesome (in contrast to the english one))
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I was excited to play this for years but wanted to wait till it got out of early access. Now finally being able to play it in a state dat on the forums the dev said is finished. I find it to easily be an underrated polish masterpiece. It's very much it's own thing, compared to other simulators or FPS. - But ig to explain it. You know how boomer shooters are like these fast dances with enemies. This game is kind of like a methodical slow waltz with enemies, whilst a Religious Reality TV show…
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