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Updated Apr 14, 2026
Updated Apr 14, 2026
The Oscars really watched No Other Choice and said yeah no
Normally a bad Spielberg movie will give you at least a lil taste of That Magic, but RP1 gives you fucking nothing. And don’t say it feeling like a hollow cynical cash grab is part of the commentary! The film doesn’t even think The Oasis is that bad
Ready Player One was the Metaverse everyone thought we were getting pic.x.com/zEsbX49Cn5
Aside from J.K Rowling being one of the most miserable witches to roam this earth, this looks like a huge crock of shit. If you watch this and enjoy it, I have no other choice but to believe there’s a massive hole in the side of your head.
First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.
I havent stopped thinking about the red pepper dragonfly scene from no other choice the last 2 months - need to watch it again but holy shit what a perfect scene and phenomenal film. Movie of the decade