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60 of 198 · most liked firstI’m watching Jupiter Ascending for the first time and y’all just don’t appreciate camp brilliance. This movie is fun.
unlabelledView post →icymi I wrote a little ode to “Jupiter Ascending,” a very important film, in Saturday’s @newyorker.com Daily newsletter
unlabelledView post →Regarding “Jupiter Ascending,” I don’t think the movie itself is as bad as it did at the box office, and I must say the VFX teams did truly outstanding work like this on all the environments. And I do like the fanciful ship design. #GroovyMovies #Film 🎥🎞️🎬
unlabelledView post →Jupiter Ascending is the film version of a Johanna Lindsey space romance novel and it deserves cult classic status.
unlabelledView post →A soft spot in my heart for JUPITER ASCENDING, a beautifully ridiculous film filled with dialogue such as this
unlabelledView post →I think I might go see Megalopolis today. As someone who is a big fan of Jupiter Ascending, Southland Tales, and the 2019 film adaptation of Cats, I’ve seen nothing to make me think this won’t be my movie of the year.
unlabelledView post →plotting a bee-themed rep series with Esther. Bee Movie. Wild Mountain Thyme. The Beekeeper. Jupiter Ascending
unlabelledView post →under utilised scaly villain from the critically panned 2015 film Jupiter Ascending, if you’re reading this i am free on saturday night. if you would like to hang out i am free on saturday night when i am free to hang out.
unlabelledView post →I know they never would have in a million years gotten funding for a movie with a trans protagonist where they don't suffer/die but I do wish that Jupiter Ascending was a "boy" who was the reincarnation of a powerful Star Queen. That would have been gangbusters.
unlabelledView post →I'd watch Reacher because you all seem to like it, but I still remember watching Jupiter Ascending because twitter told me it was secretly good and it was one of the worst movie experiences of my life
unlabelledView post →LIKE I loooove Jupiter Ascending, but the screenplay is a mess, and none of the actors seem to agree what kind of movie they're in. Which are reasons it's compelling, but not reasons it's well-crafted But marry those space opera visuals with stronger writing/performances and look what you get!
unlabelledView post →@lillywachowski.bsky.social Just found you here and I want to say I LOVED Jupiter Ascending. Don't let anyone say otherwise. Visually stunning & a fresh SC fi movie.
unlabelledView post →@sammaggs.bsky.social's review of Jupiter Ascending is still my favourite piece of film criticism of all time. www.themarysue.com/review-jupit...
unlabelledView post →I want to say Hudson Hawk, saw it in the theatre and bought the soundtrack cassette, but ppl have come around to its greatness. So I'll have to go with Jupiter Ascending, the greatest movie of 1985.
unlabelledView post →Katie's fav type of movie is a bad one. One of them is Jupiter Ascending because "it's bonkers and terrible and everyone was making a serious movie but they were actually making a comedy" *host says its something a teen boy would find cool* "it is fucking cool" www.patreon.com/posts/audio-...
unlabelledView post →I've found an excuse to work Jupiter Ascending, the greatest movie ever made in the history of time, into my intro lecture to Disability History, specifically the part about eugenics.
unlabelledView post →A pet peeve of mine: a film being described as stupid when it’s actually quite smart, it’s just not being Poe faced and “realistic” - like Jupiter Ascending is not stupid! starship troopers is not stupid! Flash Gordon is not stupid! What they are is silly, srtlized, exaggerated, satirical, camp!
unlabelledView post →It may not resonate with many people because it’s quite a small industry. But after 25 years working in visual effects (cgi) whatever you call it now, I made my way to RnD which to me was always the coolest thing. (Helping define the future of the craft). About a year later the midjourney and ChatGPT shitstorm poured in. It took me 2, maybe 3 years, before I realised that I was fucking miserable, I didn’t give a shit about AI, didn’t find that it helped much more than what tight…
unlabelledView post →Jupiter Ascending: I have no idea why this movie got panned, it's a gorgeous movie with totally decent romance plot, some interesting worldbuilding, good performances by the cast, and a really fun romp. Hell, I found Tatum as the wolf angel man to be fine even courteous where male leads often aren't
unlabelledView post →today, I'm gonna see if my friend @devi.bsky.social and @leaftilde.bsky.social are gonna become Jupeheads like me as we watch critically successful, culturally beloved space opera romance, Jupiter Ascending, a movie everyone likes!
unlabelledView post →Jupiter Ascending is a perfectly fine film, actually.
unlabelledView post →I just want to remind you all that Jupiter Ascending is the greatest movie ever made in the history of time. Bees don't lie. Everything has been a great disappointment since after its release in 2015. We should just pack up and end this whole experiment. All of time and space was about that film.
unlabelledView post →Jupiter Ascending was one of the greatest movie theater experiences of my life
unlabelledView post →I once made a list of 7 movies that fit this criteria. The Room, because duh. This movie is great because it is so terrible and sincerely thinks it is great. The story behind the movie is just as fantastic. If you must, get a hold of The Disaster Artist as an audio book. It is fantastic. Ignore and forget that piss tier James Franco movie that the book was based on. The book is so much better and it is hysterical to listen to in Greg's own voice + his Tommy impressions are perfect.…
unlabelledView post →"Steampunk Vault room" by Pascal Deraed. Source: [Steampunk Vault room (by Pascal Deraed - ArtStation)](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/JDNaD) > Hi, > I have always been a big fan of the steampunk style and it is always my first choice as far as personal projects is concerned Movies are often the source that inspires me the most (Dune, Jupiter Ascending, Riddick and more...). ArtStation profile: https://www.artstation.com/pasder RSS Feed: https://pasder.artstation.com/rss
unlabelledView post →I dont think the Wachowskis have made a movie that I didn't enjoy on at least some level. Even Jupiter Ascending is a blast if you consider it to be a satire of YA fiction
unlabelledView post →Jupiter Ascending -- terrible, wonderful movie
unlabelledView post →The movie I love that everyone else seems to hate is Jupiter Ascending. I think it's howlingly hilarious and amazeballs. Brilliant.
unlabelledView post →Jupiter Ascending Sean Bean, and I cannot stress this enough, WAS A BEE IN THIS MOVIE. He looked like Sean Bean, but HE WAS A BEE.
unlabelledView post →Working on a (unserious) presentation and I cannot find a wide-release alien* movie directed or written by a woman. *as in abductions, close encounters etc. I know about Jupiter Ascending and that’s not what I mean.
unlabelledView post →Vi har brugt det meste af ugen på at forsøge at se en film jeg købte til 30 kr i Føtex. Den er forfærdelig, men på en meget morsom måde. Den hedder Stockholm Bloodbath og er instrueret af den samme gut der instruerede Ondskan. Jeg forstår slet ikke at de to film er lavet af den samme. Wtf. Vi kan vitterlig kun se 20 minutter ad gangen før min kæreste siger "jeg går i seng", så den er blevet vores tv serie hver aften hele ugen. Det er svært at forstå de valg der er blevet truffet i…
unlabelledView post →It seems like Francis Ford Coppola has made Jupiter Ascending for film nerds
unlabelledView post →Jupiter Ascending came out 11 years ago. And honestly, it wasn't that bad of a film.
unlabelledView post →Agreed. That's why I started this year re-watching only the bestest, finest movie ever made: Jupiter Ascending
unlabelledView post →getting white girl wasted on peppermint grasshopper milkshakes at the Alamo Drafthouse, watching JUPITER ASCENDING with a crowd that was 100% committed to following that movie wherever it decided to take us
unlabelledView post →watching Jupiter Ascending has reminded me that I still need to see the 3rd Riddick movie. Now there's a whole cloth sci-fi fantasy universe!
unlabelledView post →You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature? - Jupiter Ascending (2015) - Magic Mike XXL (2015) (I am too lazy to get posters for you)
unlabelledView post →I've said this before but Jupiter Ascending is an inherently trans movie because it requires an established director with an illustrious career who is going through girl puberty.
unlabelledView post →Pacific Rim Trash King Arthur Jupiter Ascending (until they give me another movie where Charlie Hunnam cares about his co-star's storyline)
unlabelledView post →If I call live-action film Jupiter Ascending anime, that means something different, and more affectionate. If an anime fan calls a non-anime "anime," it's praise.
unlabelledView post →My theory is that Jupiter Ascending was supposed to be a trilogy, but the studio would only approve one movie with a wait-and-see approach to the second and third installments, and the Wachowskis just said "Fuck it," and crammed 6+ hours of plot and world building into a two-hour movie.
unlabelledView post →And even when they're right, they're wrong. Because Jupiter Ascending is an objectively bad movie, but it's AWESOME
unlabelledView post →Jupiter Ascending is a beautiful fever dream of a movie with a delightfully nonsensical YA novel plot and I absolutely love it
unlabelledView post →Name a hated film you are willing to defend: Jupiter Ascending (2015)
unlabelledView post →I actually can't describe how badly I want to see Ian react to Jupiter Ascending (A MOVIE I LOVE, TO BE CLEAR ONCE AGAIN)
unlabelledView post →Is it just me or are we past due for a Fifth Element/Jupiter Ascending-type movie? Hollywood owes us at least one per decade (ideally half-decade).
unlabelledView post →Post a movie you like that a lot of people hate. (Jupiter Ascending, 2014)
unlabelledView post →🍿Review Highlight! Check out this movie review for "Jupiter Ascending" from a ReelRank user. review.reelrank.net/7f83159b-452... What's your favorite Wachowski movie? Everything movies, no ads. #filmsky
unlabelledView post →The matrix sequels definitely muddle the pacing and characters, and they struggle to fill the void left by the central mystery of the first film, but the philosophising and action are both as good or better than the first film. Speed racer has already been critically reevaluated so I guess my wachowski hot take is that Jupiter Ascending is due. It's idiotic but it's a sweaty blast of pure cinema.
unlabelledView post →I unironically believe that Jupiter Ascending is both a not-very-good film and one of the best of all time.
unlabelledView post →I was just watching Jupiter Ascending (as one does) and I think that movie would've succeeded if they just got rid of the Andrew Lloyd Webber space roller blades
unlabelledView post →Happy Birthday to @wallabri.bsky.social! We're celebrating her birthday by checking out a film she's been looking forward to for a long time now: Jupiter Ascending! badprincessmovies.podbean.com/e/jupiter-as...
unlabelledView post →'Jupiter Ascending' (2015) already feels weirdly aged in many ways. Maybe I'm just weirdly aged. Anyway, Sean Bean is a bee in this film and I would have liked to see an Animatrix style series about Sean Beean and all of his adventures. Channing Tatum's gun barks like a dog. Trans women rule.
unlabelledView post →Back in the day I was in the theater for some other forgotten film when they played the trailer for this, & not until Jupiter Ascending would I ever again feel such a palpable collective audience reaction of, “You are seriously fucking kidding us, right?”
unlabelledView post →Name an actor/actress who was cast in the wrong film. Everyone in Jupiter Ascending
unlabelledView post →I do not wish to detract from your review, but any time I see Jupiter Ascending on my timeline I must mention @sammaggs.bsky.social incredible review for The Mary Sue: www.themarysue.com/review-jupit...
unlabelledView post →I just watched Jupiter Ascending and like. I'm not saying it needs a grand Speed Racer style reappraisal, but there's a lot to like about this movie and it's nowhere near as bad as people say
unlabelledView post →I think about Daniel Lavery’s comment about Jupiter Ascending “this movie hates capitalism with its mouth, but loves capitalism with its eyes” Plot and character not necessarily the primary language of a film
unlabelledView post →Jupiter Ascending is such a *pretty* space movie! I've rewatched it at least half a dozen times.
unlabelledView post →Someone on Reddit insisted that Jupiter Ascending, the greatest movie ever made in the history of time, "did not deliver" and that person's life is small and lacks imagination to enjoy the true masterpiece of a movie about space capitlism princesses being reborn and having a loyal dog-angel hybrid.
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