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60 of 137 · most liked firstStill very funny to me just how adamantly people refuse to talk about the Artemis Fowl movie
unlabelledView post →Artemis Fowl movie? I'm not sure what you mean! What a jokester you are, Zane. Next you'll say they made an Eragon movie, too! Haha, wouldn't that be a zinger!
unlabelledView post →It appears to crib from Artemis Fowl (a book series for babies) and Netflix original film "Bright", but it really doesn't, again it's just the lowest possible hanging fruit that everybody is going to pick up if they're phoning it in. Woah, what if little pixies were *mean*?
unlabelledView post →How recent are we talking? That Artemis Fowl movie and Dolittle were on the brain again lately… Didn’t like the recent-ish French Count of Monte Cristo adaptation either.
unlabelledView post →I don't get mad about media generally but I'm never getting over how much that Artemis Fowl movie sucked....
unlabelledView post →25. Artemis Fowl 26. Mewtwo (Pokemon the first movie) 27. Ra (Stargate film) 28. Yuri (Fire Emblem Three Houses)
unlabelledView post →Hot take: Of these 2 hated book-to-film adaptations from 2020 (both based on books I’ve never read), Artemis Fowl isn’t the worst one, at least it has a good soundtrack & is shorter. TLDoAC has no redeeming qualities, is almost 3 hours long & physically hurts to watch. [ #Filmsky, #Booksky ]
unlabelledView post →I'm a little sad my initial reaction to the Artemis Fowl movie is gonna be lost to time, that was a fun read once in a while
unlabelledView post →I've drunk alcohol twice: on my 21st (a variety, none finished) and once to watch the Artemis Fowl movie (a shot)
unlabelledView post →I do have one consistent answer to this sort of question so I'm going to give another three alongside it for some variety. 1st is almost definitely I Spit On Your Grave 2: Deja Vu. I just, hate that movie passionately. 2nd Artemis Fowl. 3rd Yoga Hosers. 4th Escape Room (2017)
unlabelledView post →I'd like to add- It also feels... so strange to adapt the series *now,* 20 years after the post-Harry Potter boom. Every modern attempt to cash in on that wave of YA lit has rarely panned out. Remember that godawful Artemis Fowl movie?
unlabelledView post →Inability to understand this is why they fucked up the Artemis Fowl movie.
unlabelledView post →once again thinking about the Artemis Fowl movie, it had so many inspired choices that could have worked well and very much in their favor! Top notch casting, honestly. But then they were like, "what if literally EVERYTHING fun about Artemis was different and boring and his mom was dead"
unlabelledView post →5 Topics I Could Give An Hour Long Talk On 1 - FNAF lore 2 - MLP G4 and FoE 3 - Artemis Fowl the book series and why the Disney Movie sucks eggs. 4 - Rats 5 - TSBS lore and how the different channels connect
unlabelledView post →Stitch misses the mark with making Jumba the villain about as hard as the Artemis Fowl movie making Julius Root a woman (In the books it's kind of the point that Holly is the first female L.E.P. agent and she feels like she needs to prove herself to make her colleagues take her seriously)
unlabelledView post →🧠: "hey i know i usually come up with the bad ideas but i'm rotting here i need you to watch a good movie" 🦈: "You sure? Because Uncharted is, like, right there..." 🧠: "i'm begging you" 🦈: "Maybe a Kraven rewatch? Oh! I never finished Artemis Fowl!" 🧠: "i'm gonna develop a clot on purpose"
unlabelledView post →Just remembered the Artemis Fowl movie was a thing I watched once.
unlabelledView post →It isn't even *that* good imho, it was just lucky to be at the right place at the right moment, there are a lot of other series for the same target that are much better Give me Artemis Fowl over Harry Potter any day (but not the movie)
unlabelledView post →Exactly! Artemis Fowl could have been as big as Potter especially if the movie adaptation didn't enter decades of production hell (and didn't suck lol)
unlabelledView post →That Disney Artemis Fowl movie is one of the worst Book/Movie things ever made but also Judi Dench speaking like a pirate with throat cancer is probably the funniest thing in that
unlabelledView post →They should make an Artemis Fowl show and pretend the movie doesn't exist. Or they should make a show about LEP Recon
unlabelledView post →Watched the Artemis Fowl movie with friends today and not Super Mario Galaxy
unlabelledView post →I’m never going to forgive the horrible Artemis Fowl film adaptation. That IP is just screaming for an animated series 😭
unlabelledView post →Percy Jackson and other things by Rick Riordan Ranger's Apprentice (no magic but still good) Artemis Fowl (ignore the movie that does not exist) Bartimaeus (seconded) A series of unfortunate events (again no magic but...) There's plenty of other books to choose, these are off the top of my head
unlabelledView post →Lack of villain protagonists in general is very unfortunate. It's what fucked up the Artemis Fowl movie.
unlabelledView post →#371: Red One This movie answers the question of "What if 'Rise of the Guardians' took place in the 'Artemis Fowl' universe?" The Rock has the Wumbo/Mini belt from SpongeBob in this movie. J.K. Simmons spends 90% of this movie asleep, and so did I. #filmsky 4/10
unlabelledView post →Introduce yourself with: One book 📚 — Artemis Fowl One movie 🎥 — The Fellowship of the Ring One album 💿 — Mumford and Sons Sigh No More One TV show 📺 — Doctor Who
unlabelledView post →I never liked Harry Potter. I thought for a while it's because I had aged out of the demo when they got big but I can still read kid/teen books: I read the Artemis Fowl books a few years ago and enjoyed them. I do like the Prisoner of Azkaban movie but that's it really.
unlabelledView post →Artemis Fowl maybe has some potential for this. Can’t be worse than the movie adaptation, right? 😅
unlabelledView post →I never even bothered watching the Artemis Fowl movie because it looked so nakedly bad, even to someone like me who read, I'm pretty sure, every one of those books as a kid.
unlabelledView post →DREAMCATCHER is without doubt the single worst book I have ever read to the end. Now for love of the podcast I watched the movie. My verdict: you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. This was worse than your ARTEMIS FOWL trap. Not just bad, but also so fucking boring for being so fucking insane
unlabelledView post →Finished my revisit of the first Artemis Fowl, still a classic, still frustrated the movie screwed it up. (Artemis being the villain was the entire point ahhhh) Next up is Itchy, Tasty by @cvxfreak.bsky.social which I've heard so many good things about. Resident Evil is a special series. #booksky
unlabelledView post →There's much, much worse movies out there: A list: -Cats (2019) -The Lion King (2019) -X-Men: Dark Pheonix -Norm of the North -The Emoji Movie -Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindlewald -Space Jam: A New Legacy -Scoob -The Mummy (2017) -Home Alone 4 -Artemis Fowl WATCH MORE MOVIES FFS!
unlabelledView post →In this house we believe: Pluto is a Planet Game of Thrones Ran for Six Seasons There Is No Artemis Fowl Movie The Child is Named Baby Yoda
unlabelledView post →I think we should harass the disney corporation into bringing back the Artemis Fowl movie the world deserves to be able to view pure garbage like it cause there really is no other piece of media like it
unlabelledView post →I know I’ve said this multiple times before but I still don’t think we as a society don’t talk enough about the Artemis Fowl movie
unlabelledView post →I'm trying to think if anything has made me as mad as the Artemis Fowl adaption. I would say Glengarry Glen Ross, despite it being an objectively better movie, but that was over a decade ago. The hatred is still fresh tho.
unlabelledView post →A musical version of Artemis Fowl, based on the Walt Disney film & Eoin Colfer’s bestselling novel, is in development (a private workshop is taking place today). The new musical has a book by Colfer, music by Liam Bates, lyrics by Colfer & Bates & will be dir by Scott Graham for Frantic Assembly
unlabelledView post →ever since i saw the Artemis Fowl movie i have been naming the protagonist “Mulch Diggums” in every rpg ive played
unlabelledView post →The Dresden Files Abarat Between Emily Wilde's Encyclopedia of Faeries How to Survive A Horror Movie Color of Magic Belgariad Artemis Fowl In The Company Of Witches Jurassic Park The House Witch The Night Circus Inkheart Survive The Night
unlabelledView post →[MOVIE] Artemis Fowl [2020] Kenneth Branagh "ari," i hear you asking, "why did you watch a bunch of terrible kids movies, youre like 30 something years old" I had a good reason and the good reason was that we wanted to watch some stupid awful shit while playing TCG over the weekend
unlabelledView post →fr this isn't a "oh I always wondered what happened there" like DWD, nor is it a "I had no idea they made that movie" like Artemis Fowl. if you've seen this movie you've forgotten everything about it. however it's been on my running playlist for 15 years.
unlabelledView post →I remember a good bunch of book series I was into growing up... I'm curious about just how bad the Artemis Fowl movie was. Cause I've heard it's garbage... But I've also seen both Percy Jackson movies and I'm wondering which of these is worse.
unlabelledView post →Well, movies are an exception. Tubi does put a lot of movies there. I know they've had the Rugrats movies and the Hey Arnold movie too. Minor Disney movies have filtered there as well, like Artemis Fowl this month.
unlabelledView post →For the record, prior to this, the worst movie I had ever seen was Baywatch or the film Artemis Fowl, which my brain refuses to actually remember out of self defense.
unlabelledView post →This is where I'd put an Artemis Fowl gif if the movie was any good
unlabelledView post →hunger games stage play written by Artemis Fowl film co-writer was not something I had on the bingo card for today
unlabelledView post →I’m still mad that they took it off Disney Plus Like yeah the movie is dogshit but the way I look at it the Artemis Fowl movie is kinda like Jimmy Kimmel before he was brought back from the dead. I don’t particularly care for it but I still think it should at least have the right to fucking EXIST
unlabelledView post →Spy Kids Released in 2001. This advertised literally everything EXCEPT movies, so here's a fun fact: One of the ads is for the book Artemis Fowl. This was released under Dimension, which was owned by Disney at the time. Disney later made the awful film of the book. Oda level foreshadowing.
unlabelledView post →Artemis Fowl should never have been a live-action movie. It should have always been an anime.
unlabelledView post →It's the Disney+ Artemis Fowl movie from a few years ago, so you're not far off.
unlabelledView post →Unfortunately the movie is ASS. but yes Artemis Fowl clears HP easily easily easily.
unlabelledView post →Now if you'll excuse me I need to weep in the shower cos I remembered the Artemis Fowl movie again
unlabelledView post →Perhaps it's because my other Beloved Series Of Youth was Artemis Fowl but like. The Craft and Talent in that movie is wasted on Like The Book pedantry honestly.
unlabelledView post →I hope Artemis Fowl goes the way of Percy Jackson, where it has its shitty movie and then a decade later gets a really actually very good TV series.
unlabelledView post →Yes the new Snow White sucks but not enough of you understand how much this was foreshadowed by the abhorent failure that was the Disney Artemis Fowl movie
unlabelledView post →In case anyone was concerned, don't worry: my Walmart still has at least five Funko Pops of Josh Gad as Mulch Diggems from Disney's hit movie Artemis Fowl
unlabelledView post →KENNETH BRANNAGH DIRECTED THE STRAIGHT-TO-STREAMING ARTEMIS FOWL MOVIE?!
unlabelledView post →That movie was a fever dream made by people who at least knew how it ended, kind of. nothing can compare to the horrors of Artemis Fowl though
unlabelledView post →I just got reminded about the Artemis Fowl movie and I'm sad about how disappointing that was all over again
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