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On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 27% of 15 critics' reviews are positive. Simon Abrams of RogerEbert.com gave the film half a star out of four and wrote, "Joyless and dim, the grubby supernatural thriller Vampires of the Velvet Lounge often seems more like a filmed rehearsal for a movie than a fully completed feature."
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26 of 26 · most liked firstNew at @bloody-disgusting.com, I reviewed VAMPIRES OF THE VELVET LOUNGE, which is a little clumsy but makes up for it with lots of 2000s Basic Cable Late Night Movie Energy and Mena Suvari chewing scenery while drenched in blood.
unlabelledView post →Look, I don't want to defend Kevin Feige, but if it were actually easy to make a Blade movie, then the shitty vampire action movies I watch would be on-the-whole way better than they are. Instead, we get shit like Vampires of the Velvet Lounge.
unlabelledView post →[MOVIE TRAILER] Vampires of the Velvet Lounge (upcoming March 2026). Hard to tell if this will be good, or campy, or cringe. It has all the typical "trailer" beats (action clips, pop music that pauses for a quip, etc.) and it uses "Bela Lugosi's Dead" as background music, which suggests cringe. cross-posted from: [email protected] > A group of vampires confronts the challenges of adapting to contemporary society while grappling with their own mortality, all while engaged in a…
unlabelledView post →Vampires of the Velvet Lounge is a recent lesbian vampire noire - movie - May be relevant to your interests. :)
unlabelledView post →Vampires of the Velvet Lounge might be the funniest movie ive ever seen, it was like someone made it for my exact sense of humor and taste in film
unlabelledView post →There's very few movies I wish I'd never seen but this is definitely one of them. My review of Vampires of the Velvet Lounge for @spectrumculture.bsky.social.
unlabelledView post →Vampires of the Velvet Lounge might be the stupidest movie I've ever seen
unlabelledView post →Vampires of the Velvet Lounge is an absolute mess, available only in theaters, when in reality, this movie should be released on demand to preserve the integrity of going to the cinema. #moviereview www.ypareviews.com/blog/2026/3/...
unlabelledView post →#TrailerAlert - the awesome Dichen Lachman (Dollhouse, Altered Carbon, Severence etc) stars alongside Mena Suvari in VAMPIRES OF THE VELVET LOUNGE, about vamps who use dating apps to hunt those who hunt them! some of the fx look low end but overall looks lively! #trailer #vampires #horrorfilm
unlabelledView post →Kink in film Vampires of the Velvet Lounge (2026) 3 girls enjoy suspension before they consensually get their heads chopped off Joan says she has a "fetish" for being invited places Elizabeth might have a gun kink Joan has an existential crisis because drinking blood doesn't turn her on anymore
unlabelledView post →just saw Vampires of the Velvet Lounge this movie was wild i loved every second of it. and if i had a nickel for every elizabeth bathory lesbian vampire movie starring a blorbo from one of my shows id have two nickels
unlabelledView post →@patrickstoner.bsky.social talks to Dichen Lachlan of VAMPIRES OF THE VELVET LOUNGE for @whyy.org's Flicks whyy.org/episodes/vam...
unlabelledView post →Vampires of the Velvet Lounge is a tasty bad movie, but does it at least have any bite? Click below for the review youtu.be/jrf-Md8d0sE #Vampires #TyreseGibson #MovieEmporium
unlabelledView post →14) Vampires of the Velvet Lounge (2026) (2/10) No. Seriously, this movie is terrible. Rosa Salazar appearing almost exclusively in her underwear couldn't save it. Terribly written, terribly acted, terribly directed, terribly edited. I KNOW most of the actors could do (and have done) better.
unlabelledView post →BAD FILM ALERT: 'Speed Demon' & 'Vampires Of The Velvet Lounge'. I can't overstate just how bad both of these films are. I couldn't even finish the latter which appeared to be an exercise in "how bad would a blatant ripoff of 'Razor Blade Smile' be if it was American & had LESS money behind it?"
unlabelledView post →Does That Movie Have A Dog? Vampires of the Velvet Lounge (2026) KINDA? Alexis consistently reminds Cora "don't let the vampires get in your head. Think of puppies & ice cream" Alexis offers Cora a stuffed puppy for comfort Cora has a poster of a Rottweiler on her wall 5/10 Puppies & ice cream
unlabelledView post →Vampires of the Velvet Lounge had interesting cinematography, costumes & FX. Directing, editing & scripting, not so much. 🤭 There was a heckuva good movie in there somewhere that never made it out alive! 😂
unlabelledView post →I'll have to check that out! There was a fun movie I saw recently you might like called Vampires of the Velvet Lounge, a coven turns to dating apps to "remote hunt" and a hunter uses it to infiltrate them.
unlabelledView post →Vampires of the Velvet Lounge (2026) opens with a series of intertitles recounting the oft-told story of Countess Elizabeth Báthory, noting that she “allegedly died in 1614” and that “her legacy morphed into that of a vampire-like figure, cementing her status as history’s most prolific serial killer with the highest known death count.” Too many, it would appear, to put in exact numbers. The word “allegedly” has been misplaced. It should not be applied to the date she died or the fact itself of…
unlabelledView post →So, after watching the trailer, it's obvious that i MUST watch Vampires Of The Velvet Lounge. That looks like buckets of fun!
unlabelledView post →Hungarian Countess Elizabeth Báthory (1560-1614) was a macabre, eccentric noblewoman believed to have been the inspiration for Bram Stoker’s novel, Dracula (1897), an allegedly vampiric being said to have been the most prolific serial killer in history. But did she really die in 1614 as believed, or did she secretly live on in perpetuity, continuing to practice her notorious blood-sucking ways throughout the centuries? That’s the question raised in writer-director Adam Sherman’s latest feature…
neutral · AI labelView post →Vampires of the Velvet Lounge is a certainly a movie to watch while you’re enjoying steak and ice water.
unlabelledView post →Movie TV Tech Geeks #MovieReviews #VampiresoftheVelvetLounge 'Vampires of the Velvet Lounge' Review: 'Severance' Star's Grindhouse Throwback Doesn’t Have Any Bite http://dlvr.it/TRc10F
unlabelledView post →Vampires of the Velvet Lounge? Why, yes, I will go see this movie!
unlabelledView post →I’m trying to stream a movie on an app called Mometu. It has required 13 ads in the first 22 minutes and every single one has been for Vampires of the Velvet Lounge. The last ad break had the same exact ad 7 times in a row. I’m close to losing it.
unlabelledView post →(29) Vampires Of The Velvet Lounge - Official Trailer (2026) Mena Suvari, Dichen Lachman, Rosa Salazar - YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ot2...
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