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Game2016
Mr. Massagy
Developer Green Lava Studios
Use your dating skills to get a well-earned Massage through your gamepad controller! (Skills not included) From the Steam store page
156 reactions from 2 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky) · newest Sep 18, 2026 · last updated Oct 8, 2026 · How this works
Audience score
98
LovedLoved
149 positive · 3 negative
95% range 94–99%
| Source | + | − | = |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | 149 | 3 | 0 |
| Bluesky * | 0 | 0 | 0 |
* shown, not counted in the score (label accuracy below our 85% bar or not yet audited).
4 newer reactions are still waiting for a label.
Steam's own rating
Very Positive
210 of 216 reviews positive (all languages, per Valve)
What people are saying
Summary pending — the reactions are listed below.
Reactions
60 of 156 · most liked firstDude. You get to date a body pillow and a jar of mayo. 10/10 Would misuse mayo again.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Ok, so first of all, I saw Markiplier play this. It looked SO cute and innovative that I had to go straight to Steam and buy it immediately. I do not regret my purchase. This is well worth the £5, and I highly recommend it to everyone. I have not laughed this hard playing a game with such excellent humour in a LONG time. For those of you who don't know, it's like a dating sim, but instead of sex scenes, you get a "massagy". That is, you connect a controller to your PC and use the vibration to…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I went on a date with a jar of mayo, and the mayo's life story touched my heart. Absolutely a must-have. 10/10
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I actually had a "blast" playing this. Nobody will ever want to touch my 360 controller again. In all seriousness though, the game is rather fun. Lot's of little easter eggs here and there that are hilarious. Well worth the time and asking price. I enjoyed it so much so that I even wrote a guide incase anyone gets "stuck" while playing: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=833966727
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →My controller didn't stop vibrating even after I exited the game - I had to disconnect it. Pretty good wild ride 10/10.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Brings dating to a whole new level!!! MC's name is Johnny just like me and guess what we both have ripped arms ; ) Thank you Mr. Massagy my back feels so much better now - <3
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Ok... this game might make you crap your pants by laughing so hard. Just a warning...
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I had the best date of the least ten years with a pillow in this game.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This is an amazing date sim game, totally love it <3: +Very important thing that you can't see in the trailer - Amazing sound work - OST is really good, and you can switch songs when you like in your phone player, and what's even more important! VOICE work for girls <3 That girl went awoo instantly made my day http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=813581336 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=755113452 +Visuals: Very nice anime-styled girls, cute and funny <3…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →We all know why you bought this... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Controller Recommended. Play alone. Or with friends. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Oh, man. Great way to spend two hours hunting for achievements. Also, fantastic wrist cramps follow ... from poking ducks, of course!! Seriously, though. Silly, fun, and amazing. I want to see more brilliant DLC and stuff from this!!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →mayo-chan is the best
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →mayo = best waifu
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Mr. Massagy is a dating sim that rewards your romantic skills with a massage administered through your connected controller. You read that correctly. The dates themselves and the conversations you’ll hold are equally as strange as the concept. Mr. Massagy is weird. https://youtu.be/ZKyLjOwaUbA Really weird. If you’re familiar with the Tinder app (and don’t lie because we’ve all been there for one reason or another), you’ll be right at home with the game’s main hub. You’re free to “swipe…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I love this game!! I was laughing all the time while playing, the music makes me feel like am inside some kinky club, and the amount of details (don't want to spoil anything) put into the interactions between the characters makes it worthwhile. Also, look for secrets!! They are hidden and they are dark :D DEFINITELY PLAY IT!!!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Controller recommended
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →edit: After every date, there is another scene/date which I cannot enter since it requires a controller. If it was able to play without a controller, I surely would've enjoyed it more. It gets annoying when we're about to reach the end and to get full stars maybe earn ourselves some extra achievements, but being block for an analog controller. come on. that simply ruins the mood to play. To those who wants to collect achievements and thinking of playing without a controller, do not continue…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Nicole Is Best Girl
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I had to buy it after watching Jacksepticeye's first video of this. I genuinely laughed myself silly at some of the characters, especially Dorothy and Papu-Aiye, and at least one friend is getting a gift copy of this just to hear his reactions to some of them. If the developers ever chance upon my comment, I implore you - I NEED a dorothy / Papu-Aiye double massage date in my life, though some other "double date" combinations would also be crazy (Nicole and Navia, I'm looking at you two!)…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Welp. I met some interesting chicks, Flirted with a trucker gal, Told knock-knock jokes, Spent a disconcerting amount of time holding my controller to my neck, Got dumped by an anime body-pillow, And sang a steamy love song to a jar of mayonnaise. Long story short, I love this game. 10/10 Would Lionel Richie again.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →the best dating sim with a fun twist to the dates. connect your controller and enjoy! ;) even the anime-waitfu-sailormoon inspired pillow wants to leave you or get motivated by her
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I just came across this in the PlayStation store and it’s called MR. Massagy and features big muscley flexing dudes in the store logo and title screen … and in the actual game you get massaged by anime girls. That kind of bait and switch should be punishable by a month in a pillory, minimum
unlabelledView post →Check out our [url=store.steampowered.com/curator/36364102-Horny-Hentai-Festival/]Steam curator , [url=www.youtube.com/curatorhhf/]YouTube channel and [url=twitter.com/hhfcurator]Twitter! [Massage Dating sim] Very unique. Not only a sim, but you'll get massage irl via your controller vibration. Once you 'beat' manga girls, she will massage you! [マッサージ恋愛シミュ]箱コンなどのバイブレーション機能を通じて実際にマッサージ
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Are you feeling lonely? - Well you will more with this game, unless you have a vibrator controller attached to your computing device! In this game you represent yourself. A nice, handsome & bulky guy, who is trying to find his new love...and get a well-deserved "massage" while he's at it! You can date: - A girl - Another girl - A DUCK - A glass of MAYONNAISE and more! So dust up your charming skills and sharpen your lips and go on this tender adventure with all your dating wits! I…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Massaged my way into a full blown divorce. 8/10 would recommend
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →why do i own this game
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →My friend bought this for me because I'm poor. This is the best game ever made, I love it, I got every achievement, make more. I love it.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This game is hilarious and I really enjoyed it. I hope to see more games like it.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →10/10 would fap again
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →its not all about,sex!,sex!!!!,sex!!!!! (well thats only 30% of the game) the rest is just funny reffrences to tthings like zelda,duck hunt,wolf grillz, FAKIN HATZUNEEEEE MIKU ( idk how to spell that robots name) gud (not a really a game) game!!! -Marioman6444 7.5/10 p.s idk how to massage or something? i didnt feel much better from them massages...
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Hell Yeah!! the best dating sim :3 Date whoever you want! Like body pillow, no worries this game got it. Want to date a cow? Got it fam! Need some dangerous love? This game got it covered for you :q So, go ahead and date stress free! :D
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →The game was really weird to play. It's an easy game to do 100% of the achievements, as long as you have google and some guides. Besides that, the credits are extremely sad. I recommend!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Should i be happy if i got all the achievements ?
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →What the F**k did I just play?
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Interesting characters and good writing, this is a good buy. Plus, it's cheaper than an actual masseuse. Only complaint that I have is there seems to be a character missing. In the PS4 version, there was a character named S.O.N.I.A. that could be unlocked, but it could just be exclusive to that version
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →10/10 would date/massage again.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This game is weird and hilarious. Plus I got to seduce a jar of mayo. A++++
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I love this game all the girls i date in this game i love with the controller vibrations and the diffrent charaters this is a game you sould get also nicole is the best gg
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Just buy it, man. This beats any VN that gets greenlit on Steam by a long shot.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This is just absurdely funny if you can see through all the puns and jokes. Worth trying if you want a good laugh.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →What the actual ♥♥♥♥?
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Games a bit short but it is funny.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I plugged in my controller and left it on my desk, Big mistake.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Loved This game
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →neat concept, the Game is very funny in that wierd humor way.... Too bad there isn't a "Press F9" to unlock all massages mode, I put my controler on my shoulder area and alt tab to another game, helps releave the stress of a long day at work. I like the different patters and intensities, my controller has like a rubber coating on it so it is actually really comfortable to leave there. It put me to sleep once lol.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Yes, the nearly 100 hours are actual playtime. Genuinely. Help.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →why does this exist
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I love getting free massages. buy this game.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This game was amazingly hilarious, even if it was a bit short
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →this game isnt gay.... .....right?
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →It was a spiritual experience. That about sums it up.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Does not work with my xbox controller
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Bought for me by my fiancé as a gag gift. The trailer alone made me cringe and warp my facial features enough for her to laugh herself stupid at me. She knows I plan VNs. "It's like one of those VNs you play!" - Exact quote This is not a VN. I...don't even know what this is. She knew that from the start. 5/7 would make wife to be laugh again, all whilst isolating myself further from friends and family.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Would date Mayo again/10
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Mr. Massagy has a very strange and unique quality to it. It will turn your controller into a massaging device. To access the different massage settings, you must first woo and romance a number of people. That’s right, to massage yourself, you must first prove your worth by being an excellent date. Prepare yourself for comedy and drama, but mostly comedy. Right off the bat, you’ll notice that the game has you using the Linger App on your in-game phone. You can swipe to go through potential…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →… would take some time and a lot of effort. I would have to make multiple stills and expressions, but I wanna make animated scenes as well. The game would be like "Mr. Massagy;" Browsing through a dating app before going on a date in the appropriate setting with the selected bachelor. ↓ ↓ ↓
unlabelledView post →Perfect dating game.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Quite funny, simple game
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A deep, life changing experience. I cried during.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →
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