Machete Kills
Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet. From TMDB
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38 of 38 · most liked firstMachete Kills is the best movie we will talk about until we get “Machete Kills Again in Space”. Available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere!
unlabelledView post →Watched Machete Kills with my big bro and my dad Holy fucking shit lmao what a goddamn movie Some of the most disrespectful deaths I've ever seen in a movie LMAO I need Machete Kills Again in Space to happen man
unlabelledView post →Posting a random movie from my library. DAY 32 : Machete Kills Nuff said. With Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson 3 ⭐️ #filmsky #physicalmedia
unlabelledView post →Combine two movie titles to make a movie better than either on their own. Machete Kills The Boss Baby.
unlabelledView post →SPOILER WARNING for MACHETE KILLS but… How did we all collectively memory hole that the film ends with President Charlie Sheen ordering Machete to go to Space X so Elon Musk himself (actual cameo) can launch him into space to chase Mel Gibson, who seems to be playing a parody of… Elon Musk?!?
unlabelledView post →Movie 🎬 Machete Kills (2013)...Luz ✨️
unlabelledView post →Seeing Elon Musk cameo in Machete Kills Is so cringe. Why they gotta ruin the movie (more) like that?
unlabelledView post →My ★★★½ review of Machete Kills on @letterboxd: boxd.it/19lZ2D
unlabelledView post →Movie 🎬 Machete Kills (2013)...Luz ✨️
unlabelledView post →Machete Kills is basically a Bond film.
unlabelledView post →6/28/25 Machete Kills Sequel to Machete. I loved that this one just went whole hog bullshit. I hate that Muskrat appeared for 10 seconds. Overall, 7/10. Silly ass movie for a silly ass time, enjoyed. Send me more recommendations!
unlabelledView post →I’m not sure who picked Machete Kills as the movie at the salon … but that was a choice.
unlabelledView post →Anything goes cross-border: Robert Rodriguez’s wild genre mash-up MACHETE KILLS (2013) is "a sequel to a film based on a faux Seventies trailer starring a children’s film character". Screen 9pm tonight on Legend Channel projectedfigures.com/2013/11/13/m...
unlabelledView post →My ★★★★★ review of #MacheteKills (2013) on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/eDWTpJ
unlabelledView post →Anything goes cross-border: Robert Rodriguez’s wild genre mash-up MACHETE KILLS (2013) is "a sequel to a film based on a faux Seventies trailer starring a children’s film character". On Tubi UK from today. projectedfigures.com/2013/11/13/m...
unlabelledView post →PSA: Machete Kills may be the perfect movie to watch while doing a ride on the indoor bike trainer. Or whatever indoor workout you choose. Trust me on this one. Once you start watching, you’ll forget about everything but the movie. #dannytrejo #MacheteKills #cycling #zwift #Wahooligan
unlabelledView post →We just finished an interview with action star/martial artist Marko Zaror (John Wick Chapter 4, Fight or Flight, Fist of the Condor, Machete Kills). Marko’s new film AFFINITY will be available to stream starting September 30th! Watch for the full interview later next week. #Film
unlabelledView post →I watched "Machete Kills". Such a fantastic, over-the-top movie. A real popcorn-muncher. I'm ready for them to release "Machete Kills... Again!" any day now. Yep.... Any day now....
unlabelledView post →I totally forgot Elon Musk was in Machete Kills. Of course, I didn't know who he was then, but now it ruins the whole movie.
unlabelledView post →Time for some high tier B-movie. Time for... Machete Kills!
unlabelledView post →I saw a movie where there was a Republican running for office on a campaign of anti-immigration and the promise to build a wall. His campaign arranged for a fake assassination attempt to boost his numbers. The film was called “Machete.” Coincidentally, Elon appears in the sequel “Machete Kills.”
unlabelledView post →“Machete Kills” The only redeeming moment on that film was Lady Gaga though…
unlabelledView post →where is my Machete Kills Again … In Space movie???!!!!
unlabelledView post →It’s a shame we will probably never get to see the third film in the series that they teased: “Machete Kills… In Space”. Followed on LB. I’m Lawbat.
unlabelledView post →We are living in the future of hilarious D-movie Machete Kills
unlabelledView post →Machete Kills is such a fucking awesome movie! I wish we get a third one.
unlabelledView post →The (movie) Machete Kills 1080p (iTunes)(US) $4.99 (Thriller) (iMDB) 5.9 Cast: Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofía Vergara
unlabelledView post →The (movie) Machete Kills 1080p (iTunes)(US) $4.99 (Thriller) (iMDB) 5.9 Cast: Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofía Vergara
unlabelledView post →Movie Poster 🎬 Machete Kills (2013) 🤘🏻 Alexa Vega (Killjoy) ✨️
unlabelledView post →Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18. Machete Kills.
unlabelledView post →It's a shame he had to go and ruin Machete Kills with his cameo, a movie which is otherwise completely unproblematic.
unlabelledView post →I’m watching Machete Kills and when Michelle Rodriguez says, “Takes a bitch to make a bitch. And I smell fish taco.” I about died from laughing. This movie is perfect. 📺
unlabelledView post →Movie Poster 🎬 Machete Kills (2013) 🤘🏻 Alexa Vega (Killjoy) ✨️
unlabelledView post →This looks like the casting call for villains for "Machete" or "Machete Kills" starring Danny Trejo.
unlabelledView post →Watching Machete Kills for the first time since 2013. Lot of this movie I did not remember.
unlabelledView post →www.theguardian.com/media/2025/m... : When I saw "Machete Kills" (around 2014), it was 41 minutes of adverts for a 100 minute film!
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unlabelledView post →I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture. I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made…
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