G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. From TMDB
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60 of 139 · most liked firstDanny McBride confirms he's written a new 'G.I Joe' movie • Goal is to film it in 2027 • G.I. Joe was his favorite franchise growing up • Grounded action film — Not a comedy • Focuses on Duke and his team • Takes place in a town where everyone is secretly members of Cobra
unlabelledView post →Paramount has announced that the ‘TRANSFORMERS/G.I. JOE’ crossover film is no longer happening.
unlabelledView post →'Transformers' & 'G.I. Joe' crossover film is no longer happening at Paramount (via Deadline)
unlabelledView post →Bradley Cooper has been cast as Duke in the new ‘G.I. JOE’ movie. Directed by Danny McBride. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
unlabelledView post →Max Landis is rotten and any one of us could write a better G.I. Joe movie than him. Watch, I'll write one right now. After years of bitter warfare, Cobra Commander agrees to sign a peace treaty on one condition: G.I. Joe has to help him meet his favorite singer, Davy Jones from the Monkees.
unlabelledView post →Bradley Cooper will star as Duke in the new 'G.I. Joe' movie Directed by Danny McBride (via Deadline)
unlabelledView post →Paramount: “Let’s announce Max Landis is writing the new GI Joe movie, that will really wind up the lefties and libs” Lefties and libs: “LOL” (followed by helicopter jokes) The rest of the world: “Huh?” Paramount: “Uh tell Max we’re gonna pass” variety.com/2026/film/ne...
unlabelledView post →"To be honest, this doesn’t even sound like a real military operation so much as the plot of a G.I. Joe movie." Hey, remember the "everyone is 12" theory?
unlabelledView post →Liquid Artillery Slurpee (2009-2009): A strawberry-pineapple-lime slush drink, sold at 7-11 stores, to promote the film "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
unlabelledView post →Impossible to overstate how many cool queer men they could've hired for a G.I. Joe movie instead of choosing this formerly rainbow-haired buffoon who is best known for talking over people and being a creep to women.
unlabelledView post →Transformers: The Movie (4K Digital) & G.I. Joe A Real American Hero: The Movie (HD Digital) bundle is $4.99 on Apple TV buff.ly/DfZPrAp #ad not Movies Anywhere Eligible
unlabelledView post →A few things that made me gay in no particular order: Ghost busters Sears Catalogues 70’s/80’s short shorts Sweat pants Lee Majors in 6 million dollar man. The movie ‘Hair’ G.I. Joe Public swimming pools Almost all my friends dads Dan Lauria / The Wonder Years
unlabelledView post →Max Landis Returns with ‘G.I. Joe’ Movie at Paramount, American Burger Reich Confirmed
unlabelledView post →Disgracred writer Max Landis son of disgraced director John Landis basing his GI Joe script off disgraced comic writer Chuck Dixon's run instead of Godfather of GI Joe Larry Hama's run tells me everything I need to know. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
unlabelledView post →Danny McBride and Max Landis: There are no two people who so perfectly embody everything wrong and everything right with G.I. Joe. Danny McBride must win this war. popheist.com/gi-joe-movie...
unlabelledView post →EXCLUSIVE: MAX LANDIS, the screenwriter cancelled at the height of the #MeToo movement, is back...writing G.I. JOE for Paramount. AT THE SAME TIME, Paramount is hiring DANNY MCBRIDE to write a SEPARATE JOE script. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
unlabelledView post →God, I couldn't have put forth two better men who exemplify everything WRONG with GI Joe and everything RIGHT. God, please, please let Danny McBride win. Oh. My. God. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
unlabelledView post →Time for “brain off and movies”. First up, G.I. Joe the Movie. They tried to go so hard with this intro. Incredible.
unlabelledView post →Also, his concept sounded absolutely terrible. Genuinely awful. No one wants nihilist G.I. Joe, even Paramount.
unlabelledView post →Seems that the G.I Joe movie will have the director of Inception attached. I guess they figure that Nolan is half the battle. (No there is no movie announced, yes this is a joke, settle down ducklings)
unlabelledView post →Share an ACTION movie title that begins with the letter “G” 🎥 G is for… ‘G.I. Joe: The Movie’ (1987) 🖤
unlabelledView post →Making my occasional shout-out to the cool bio-mechanical, insectoid horror designs and aesthetics of the bizarre Lovecraftian nightmare of G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987).
unlabelledView post →Paramount has reportedly passed on the disgraced Bright screenwriter's script treatment for a G.I. Joe reboot.
unlabelledView post →Future of #Transformers • Goal is to focus more on the robots' POV in the live-action films • Next live-action film will be a crossover with G.I. Joe • Planning a sequel to #TransformersOne "Instead of them reacting to the human plot ... their drive has to be part of that story now”
unlabelledView post →Can we please stop having sex pests take over reboots of 80s cartoons/toylines between Jared Leto in Masters of the Universe and Max Landis writing a G.I. Joe movie?
unlabelledView post →Danny McBride G.I. Joe movie! Give him the keys, walk away, let him do whatever.
unlabelledView post →I am the target demo for bros who are nostalgic for 80s toy cartoons, and even I can’t tell what anyone would want out of a GI Joe movie in 2026. Cobra Commander unmasking to reveal he was Ronald Reagan all along?
unlabelledView post →Doing G.I. Joe: Retaliation for Film Sack tomorrow. I suspect a lot of this.
unlabelledView post →#AMinecraftMovie, based on a newer property beloved by today’s kids and featuring actors well-liked by today’s youth, has just debuted to $301M!?! Quick, fast-track that live-action ‘Atlantis’ remake, prioritize your ‘G.I. Joe ♡ Transformers’ team-up, and greenlight another ‘Terminator’ sequel!!
unlabelledView post →My brother and I had a tape with Ernest Goes to Camp, Masters of the Universe, and G.I. Joe: The Movie on it. That was pretty rad.
unlabelledView post →#Junesploitation day 2: G.I. JOE THE MOVIE (1987). Should I take a drink every time they say "Yo Joe"?
unlabelledView post →This week on Film Sack, G.I. Joe Retaliation! Get on the Ninja Mountain with us for this one! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: filmsack.com YOUTUBE: youtu.be/uFdxtm_Fj2k
unlabelledView post →This was a great read! From Cringe to Canon: ‘G.I. Joe’ Writer Buzz Dixon Is Finally at Peace With That Movie - popheist.com/buzz-dixon-g... @brettwhite.bsky.social @popheist.com
unlabelledView post →also, as much as I wanted a G.I. Joe and the Transformers movie, I think we're better off without it now that Paramount is led by MAGAfash fucks.
unlabelledView post →Welp, this is what I get for asking that monkey’s paw for a G.I. Joe movie.
unlabelledView post →You just know Jonathan Majors is somewhere right now trying to get a meeting about that Max Landis G.I. Joe movie
unlabelledView post →On this week's Film Sack podcast, an elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer. Go Joe! Or may be, don't go? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: filmsack.com YOUTUBE: youtube.com/scottjohnson
unlabelledView post →anyways, back to this G.I. Joe movie, I think it's very funny that they made the bad cobra lady look like a republican serving her first term in congress
unlabelledView post →G.I. Joe 3 Movie Collection (4K UHD) is $12.49 on Amazon amzn.to/4yB9Fkd #ad
unlabelledView post →they killed the Transformers and G.I. Joe movie series for this
unlabelledView post →Paramount’s New ‘G.I. Joe’ Movie Plans Sound Dumb as Hell
unlabelledView post →"Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins" is a legitimately good and fun action movie.
unlabelledView post →GI Joe will have a fake nose. And this will be the movie that gets Cooper his Oscar. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
unlabelledView post →G.I. Joe 3 Movie Collection (4K UHD) is $12.49 on Amazon amzn.to/4yB9Fkd #ad
unlabelledView post →#FrightClub Is this a G.I. Joe movie?
unlabelledView post →Cobra does this exact thing to the White House in the second G.I. Joe movie.
unlabelledView post →I don’t know why I felt like the G.I. Joe Classified Frag-Viper action figure should be in a Patterson film Big-Foot pose, but I like it.
unlabelledView post →Bradley Cooper has been cast as Duke in Danny McBride's 'G.I. Joe' movie. [Source via Deadline] #GIJoe
unlabelledView post →If i had a nickel for every time hasbro released a toy of Andrew Koji as a white-clad martial artist from a film adaptation of a franchise that used to be sold under G.I Joe branding id have two nickels Which isnt a lot but what are the chances
unlabelledView post →Oh fuck this. I actually like G.I. Joe. So Max Landis writing such a film feels like a slap in the face. And they have Danny McBride writing a separate G.I. Joe film? Why is he not the sole writer? Just stick with him. Fuck Max Landis.
unlabelledView post →😲-Wow. This Cobra Commander isn't playing around. . ☝️🤣-This isn't your parent's G.I. JOE; characters are getting killed in this animated feature film! #GIJOEresolute
unlabelledView post →#Junesploitation DAY 2 CARTOONS! G.I. JOE: THE MOVIE (1987) Dir. Don Jurwich
unlabelledView post →17: Not many people realise the one film you need to see before TFN is G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009).
unlabelledView post →The Jean Claude Van Damme STREET FIGHTER movie is the best G.I. Joe movie ever made
unlabelledView post →I wonder what bean counter was brave enough to go "hey guys the last G.I Joe movie made 2 dollars, maybe if we want transformers movies to be profitable again we shouldn't kneecap it"
unlabelledView post →A Better Cinema: Larry Houston Brought Anime to a Real American Hero With ‘G.I. Joe: The Movie’ - popheist.com/gi-joe-the-m... @popheist.com @brettwhite.bsky.social
unlabelledView post →They keep trying (largely because nothing from the 80s can ever be allowed to die), but G.I. Joe is more unsalvagable than it's ever been right now, isn't it? You might occasionally get an entertainingly crap film out of it, but the whole thing desperately needs being sent to live on a farm.
unlabelledView post →For the 2009 film: G.I JOE: The Rise Of Cobra... 🤔-ummm, whose idea was it to put lips on Snake Eye's mask? . Dude is called Snake Eyes, not for the snake called... ☝️🤣-Cotton'mouth'.
unlabelledView post →That time I drew the late Carl Weathers as Stalker from G.I. Joe in a sort of "What If there was a live action G.I. Joe film but made in the 80s" idea.
unlabelledView post →Someone either gets the chip working or finds the original tape and we'll have new Orson Welles content and... Oh, it'll be owned by Hasbro. They'll put Orson Welles Unicron into The Transformers G.I. Joe film really awkwardly.
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