
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Directed by Jon M. Chu
Framed for crimes against the country, the G.I. Joe team is terminated by Presidential order. This forces the G.I. Joes into not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. From TMDB
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation grossed $122.5 million in the United States and Canada, and $253.2 million in other territories, for a worldwide total of $375.7 million, against a production budget of $130–155 million. It finished as the eighteenth highest-grossing film of 2013 worldwide, and was Paramount Pictures' third highest-grossing release of the year, behind World War Z and Star Trek Into Darkness. The film outgrossed its predecessor, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra ($302.5 million), to become the highest-grossing installment in the G.I. Joe film series. Despite its stronger worldwide gross, analysts noted that its higher production costs and marketing expenses limited its profitability compared…
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60 of 167 · most liked firstDanny McBride confirms he's written a new 'G.I Joe' movie • Goal is to film it in 2027 • G.I. Joe was his favorite franchise growing up • Grounded action film — Not a comedy • Focuses on Duke and his team • Takes place in a town where everyone is secretly members of Cobra
neutral · AI labelView post →Paramount has announced that the ‘TRANSFORMERS/G.I. JOE’ crossover film is no longer happening.
neutral · AI labelView post →'Transformers' & 'G.I. Joe' crossover film is no longer happening at Paramount (via Deadline)
neutral · AI labelView post →Bradley Cooper has been cast as Duke in the new ‘G.I. JOE’ movie. Directed by Danny McBride. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
neutral · AI labelView post →Max Landis is rotten and any one of us could write a better G.I. Joe movie than him. Watch, I'll write one right now. After years of bitter warfare, Cobra Commander agrees to sign a peace treaty on one condition: G.I. Joe has to help him meet his favorite singer, Davy Jones from the Monkees.
negative · AI labelView post →Bradley Cooper will star as Duke in the new 'G.I. Joe' movie Directed by Danny McBride (via Deadline)
neutral · AI labelView post →Paramount: “Let’s announce Max Landis is writing the new GI Joe movie, that will really wind up the lefties and libs” Lefties and libs: “LOL” (followed by helicopter jokes) The rest of the world: “Huh?” Paramount: “Uh tell Max we’re gonna pass” variety.com/2026/film/ne...
neutral · AI labelView post →"To be honest, this doesn’t even sound like a real military operation so much as the plot of a G.I. Joe movie." Hey, remember the "everyone is 12" theory?
neutral · AI labelView post →Liquid Artillery Slurpee (2009-2009): A strawberry-pineapple-lime slush drink, sold at 7-11 stores, to promote the film "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
neutral · AI labelView post →The G.I. JOE Alpine Voice Actor LEE WEAVER passed away on September 22nd, I just found out. May He Rest in Peace. I gave Alpine a key action sequence in the animated 1987 GI JOE:THE MOVIE Intro I created and directed. The link is in comments. May He Rest in Peace. YO JOE, my friend. 🫡
neutral · AI labelView post →Impossible to overstate how many cool queer men they could've hired for a G.I. Joe movie instead of choosing this formerly rainbow-haired buffoon who is best known for talking over people and being a creep to women.
neutral · AI labelView post →Transformers: The Movie (4K Digital) & G.I. Joe A Real American Hero: The Movie (HD Digital) bundle is $4.99 on Apple TV buff.ly/DfZPrAp #ad not Movies Anywhere Eligible
neutral · AI labelView post →A few things that made me gay in no particular order: Ghost busters Sears Catalogues 70’s/80’s short shorts Sweat pants Lee Majors in 6 million dollar man. The movie ‘Hair’ G.I. Joe Public swimming pools Almost all my friends dads Dan Lauria / The Wonder Years
neutral · AI labelView post →In-universe G.I.Joe was just theater put on by the Military Industrial Complex to justify bloated defense spending.
neutral · AI labelView post →Max Landis Returns with ‘G.I. Joe’ Movie at Paramount, American Burger Reich Confirmed
neutral · AI labelView post →Disgracred writer Max Landis son of disgraced director John Landis basing his GI Joe script off disgraced comic writer Chuck Dixon's run instead of Godfather of GI Joe Larry Hama's run tells me everything I need to know. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
negative · AI labelView post →Danny McBride and Max Landis: There are no two people who so perfectly embody everything wrong and everything right with G.I. Joe. Danny McBride must win this war. popheist.com/gi-joe-movie...
neutral · AI labelView post →EXCLUSIVE: MAX LANDIS, the screenwriter cancelled at the height of the #MeToo movement, is back...writing G.I. JOE for Paramount. AT THE SAME TIME, Paramount is hiring DANNY MCBRIDE to write a SEPARATE JOE script. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
neutral · AI labelView post →God, I couldn't have put forth two better men who exemplify everything WRONG with GI Joe and everything RIGHT. God, please, please let Danny McBride win. Oh. My. God. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
negative · AI labelView post →Time for “brain off and movies”. First up, G.I. Joe the Movie. They tried to go so hard with this intro. Incredible.
neutral · AI labelView post →Also, his concept sounded absolutely terrible. Genuinely awful. No one wants nihilist G.I. Joe, even Paramount.
neutral · AI labelView post →Seems that the G.I Joe movie will have the director of Inception attached. I guess they figure that Nolan is half the battle. (No there is no movie announced, yes this is a joke, settle down ducklings)
neutral · AI labelView post →Share an ACTION movie title that begins with the letter “G” 🎥 G is for… ‘G.I. Joe: The Movie’ (1987) 🖤
neutral · AI labelView post →Making my occasional shout-out to the cool bio-mechanical, insectoid horror designs and aesthetics of the bizarre Lovecraftian nightmare of G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987).
positive · AI labelView post →Paramount has reportedly passed on the disgraced Bright screenwriter's script treatment for a G.I. Joe reboot.
neutral · AI labelView post →List of Paramount franchises, for no particular reason: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Paramount_Pictures_franchises Pages in category "Paramount Pictures franchises" The following 43 pages are in this category, out of 43 total. This list may not reflect recent changes. A • Anchorman (film series) B • The Bad News Bears (franchise) • Beverly Hills Cop (franchise) C • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (franchise) • Cloverfield (franchise)…
neutral · AI labelView post →Future of #Transformers • Goal is to focus more on the robots' POV in the live-action films • Next live-action film will be a crossover with G.I. Joe • Planning a sequel to #TransformersOne "Instead of them reacting to the human plot ... their drive has to be part of that story now”
neutral · AI labelView post →Can we please stop having sex pests take over reboots of 80s cartoons/toylines between Jared Leto in Masters of the Universe and Max Landis writing a G.I. Joe movie?
negative · AI labelView post →Danny McBride G.I. Joe movie! Give him the keys, walk away, let him do whatever.
positive · AI labelView post →I am the target demo for bros who are nostalgic for 80s toy cartoons, and even I can’t tell what anyone would want out of a GI Joe movie in 2026. Cobra Commander unmasking to reveal he was Ronald Reagan all along?
negative · AI labelView post →Max Landis, Whose Career Imploded During #MeToo, Returns with ‘G.I. Joe’ Movie at Paramount (Exclusive).
neutral · AI labelView post →Doing G.I. Joe: Retaliation for Film Sack tomorrow. I suspect a lot of this.
neutral · AI labelView post →#AMinecraftMovie, based on a newer property beloved by today’s kids and featuring actors well-liked by today’s youth, has just debuted to $301M!?! Quick, fast-track that live-action ‘Atlantis’ remake, prioritize your ‘G.I. Joe ♡ Transformers’ team-up, and greenlight another ‘Terminator’ sequel!!
neutral · AI labelView post →My brother and I had a tape with Ernest Goes to Camp, Masters of the Universe, and G.I. Joe: The Movie on it. That was pretty rad.
neutral · AI labelView post →#Junesploitation day 2: G.I. JOE THE MOVIE (1987). Should I take a drink every time they say "Yo Joe"?
neutral · AI labelView post →This week on Film Sack, G.I. Joe Retaliation! Get on the Ninja Mountain with us for this one! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: filmsack.com YOUTUBE: youtu.be/uFdxtm_Fj2k
neutral · AI labelView post →This was a great read! From Cringe to Canon: ‘G.I. Joe’ Writer Buzz Dixon Is Finally at Peace With That Movie - popheist.com/buzz-dixon-g... @brettwhite.bsky.social @popheist.com
neutral · AI labelView post →also, as much as I wanted a G.I. Joe and the Transformers movie, I think we're better off without it now that Paramount is led by MAGAfash fucks.
neutral · AI labelView post →[Ongoing thread] Cyberpunk 2077 - The Live-Action Movie "Paramount Pictures is developing a live-action film set in the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, based on CD Projekt Red’s action-adventure RPG. Lorenzo di Bonaventura (G.I. Joe, Transformers) is attached to produce alongside CD Projekt Red."
neutral · AI labelView post →Welp, this is what I get for asking that monkey’s paw for a G.I. Joe movie.
negative · AI labelView post →You just know Jonathan Majors is somewhere right now trying to get a meeting about that Max Landis G.I. Joe movie
neutral · AI labelView post →On this week's Film Sack podcast, an elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer. Go Joe! Or may be, don't go? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: filmsack.com YOUTUBE: youtube.com/scottjohnson
neutral · AI labelView post →anyways, back to this G.I. Joe movie, I think it's very funny that they made the bad cobra lady look like a republican serving her first term in congress
neutral · AI labelView post →G.I. Joe 3 Movie Collection (4K UHD) is $12.49 on Amazon amzn.to/4yB9Fkd #ad
neutral · AI labelView post →Action Man Movie, Based on Iconic British Toy Originally Inspired by ‘G.I. Joe,’ in Development With Working Title and Hasbro.
neutral · AI labelView post →they killed the Transformers and G.I. Joe movie series for this
negative · AI labelView post →Paramount Passes on ‘G.I. Joe’ Treatment from Max Landis (EXCLUSIVE).
neutral · AI labelView post →Paramount’s New ‘G.I. Joe’ Movie Plans Sound Dumb as Hell
neutral · AI labelView post →"Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins" is a legitimately good and fun action movie.
positive · AI labelView post →GI Joe will have a fake nose. And this will be the movie that gets Cooper his Oscar. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
neutral · AI labelView post →G.I. Joe 3 Movie Collection (4K UHD) is $12.49 on Amazon amzn.to/4yB9Fkd #ad
neutral · AI labelView post →#FrightClub Is this a G.I. Joe movie?
neutral · AI labelView post →Cobra does this exact thing to the White House in the second G.I. Joe movie.
neutral · AI labelView post →I don’t know why I felt like the G.I. Joe Classified Frag-Viper action figure should be in a Patterson film Big-Foot pose, but I like it.
neutral · AI labelView post →Bradley Cooper has been cast as Duke in Danny McBride's 'G.I. Joe' movie. [Source via Deadline] #GIJoe
neutral · AI labelView post →Danny McBride to Direct New 'G.I. Joe' Movie for Paramount.
neutral · AI labelView post →If i had a nickel for every time hasbro released a toy of Andrew Koji as a white-clad martial artist from a film adaptation of a franchise that used to be sold under G.I Joe branding id have two nickels Which isnt a lot but what are the chances
neutral · AI labelView post →Oh fuck this. I actually like G.I. Joe. So Max Landis writing such a film feels like a slap in the face. And they have Danny McBride writing a separate G.I. Joe film? Why is he not the sole writer? Just stick with him. Fuck Max Landis.
negative · AI labelView post →😲-Wow. This Cobra Commander isn't playing around. . ☝️🤣-This isn't your parent's G.I. JOE; characters are getting killed in this animated feature film! #GIJOEresolute
neutral · AI labelView post →#Junesploitation DAY 2 CARTOONS! G.I. JOE: THE MOVIE (1987) Dir. Don Jurwich
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