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Date Everything!
Developer Sassy Chap Games
Date Everything! is a sandbox dating sim developed by Sassy Chap Games and published by Team17. The game revolves around the player character forming relationships with anthropomorphized versions of everyday objects around their house. It was released on June 17, 2025, for Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Windows and Xbox Series X/S. The game received positive reviews, with praise aimed at its concept, humor, and… From Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)
408 reactions from 3 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky, Mastodon) · newest Oct 6, 2026 · last updated Oct 7, 2026 · How this works
Audience score
75
LovedLoved
200 positive · 68 negative
95% range 69–79%
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| Steam reviews | 200 | 68 | 0 |
| Bluesky * | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mastodon * | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Steam's own rating
Very Positive
7,276 of 7,828 reviews positive (all languages, per Valve)
What people are saying
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Reactions
60 of 408 · most liked firsti've been playing Date Everything, which is a game where you use magic glasses to bring to life and date all your furniture and appliances. there are over 100 characters and all their designs are hilarious and they are all fully voiced by an absolute murderer's row of voice actors going hard as fuck
unlabelledView post →Daddy Wolfy is Flirting With Furniture & Getting Feelings 😏 Game: Date Everything Time: 3pm-6pmET www.twitch.tv/wolfywolfang
unlabelledView post →Date Everything is a weird, weird game that doesn't appear to understand the basic concepts of its own genre: www.pcgamer.com/games/life-s...
unlabelledView post →I've been doing video game VO since 2003. In my 20+ years, only ONE game has ever paid "royalties/residuals/bonus payments." That game? Date Everything. And that's ONLY because it's a game produced by professional voice actors who purposefully created a special contract for the game w/ SAG-AFTRA.
unlabelledView post →Completed a job, so I’ll put out another reminder that I’m available for game writing work. I write the bestiaries and extra material for Vampire Survivors, worked on the upcoming Date Everything, and am currently writing for Quantum Witch. Speaking humbly, I’m the reason AI is obsolete.
unlabelledView post →this is the only problem I have with that "Date Everything" game- it's fun with its puzzle room mechanics and all- but the real sickos don't want buff boys dressed like concept fashion models, they want weird, extremely unsexy weird freaks like this, like have you SEEN what people draw
unlabelledView post →Date Everything is out on June 17th! This’ll be my second writing credit on a released game. I can’t wait for people to finally get their hands on it. It’s a really special thing made by immensely talented people. I’m super proud to have contributed.
unlabelledView post →Are You the Object of Daddy Wolfy's Affection? 😈 Game: Date Everything Time: 7pm-10pmEST www.twitch.tv/wolfywolfang
unlabelledView post →Dating a Table? A Tool Box? A Refrigerator? Sound Like a Kink To Daddy Wolfy 😈 Game: Date Everything Time: 2pm-5pmET www.twitch.tv/wolfywolfang
unlabelledView post →Given the amount of time I've invested into this, it almost feels a bit weird to not recommend it. If I didn't like it, why did I play it for 30 hours and get a good ending? Well, I'll try to explain myself a bit here. But if you're just looking for the long and the short of it, I'll say this: Date Everything is a game that ends up being both too much and not enough at the same time. It leaves you feeling both respected and disrespected at the same time. And my god I can't stand these objects.…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Daddy Wolfy Date Everything... Yes, Even THAT Chair 😏 Game: Date Everything Time: 7pm-10pmEST www.twitch.tv/wolfywolfang
unlabelledView post →Date Everything! It’s a game in which you date… everything! Now that it is announced, I’m excited to say I’m part of its writing team! I am incredibly proud to have been involved with this. store.steampowered.com/app/2201320/...
unlabelledView post →I was hesitant about this game because I thought it would be just a showcase of voice acting with very limited gameplay. But I liked the art and concept, so I gave in and bought it anyway. Turns out, it was just a showcase of (admittedly very good) voice acting with VERY limited gameplay. Many of the characters are fun, but getting attached will just leave you disappointed with their truncated storylines. It's not a badly made game, and obviously a lot of effort and love went into it. I guess…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I felt like stepping on eggshells playing this game, some characters are actually fun but a whole lot of them are toxic (which is fine) which means that there is always only one right answer and the rest will make the character hate you... I found myself having to google so many things while playing because it is actually kind of impossible to find the right answer by yourself, and forget about being yourself if you want to romance most characters... also characters having boundries is fine but…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I was excited for this game when I started, especially since it touted being able to just be friends with the dateables, or even enemies with the ones you don't like. In practice, it really doesn't work that way. If you don't like a character, and you try to make enemies with them, then first of all, it's already hard to find the path to get them to leave me alone. Second, avoiding scenes with certain characters will lock you out of OTHER character's relationships sometimes. And maybe it…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Would You Date Your Hanky if it Was Daddy Wolfy? 😈 Game: Date Everything Time: 7pm-10pmEST www.twitch.tv/wolfywolfang
unlabelledView post →I went into Date Everything really wanting to love it. With all the hype around the game, I was genuinely excited to dive into something unique and character-driven. But honestly, I came away extremely disappointed. The game just feels like it drags on and on without any real substance. I kept waiting for that moment where everything would finally click or where the story would deepen, but it never really happened. The absolute highlight for me ended up being the moment I broke out of the…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Date Everything!—ish in the Steam Demo! ⛅ 2 in-game days 😍 5 dateviator charges per day 🎮 Play right now! 💬 Join us on Discord 🖱️ Demo: store.steampowered.com/news/app/220... 💋 Discord: discord.com/invite/f5rEU...
unlabelledView post →Played so so much Date Everything.. worth it tho Maggie drawing for someone! #dateeverything #dateeverythinggame #de #fanart
unlabelledView post →I wish I could pick a neutral option here - but since I can't see myself recommending the game here is my pick. It's a silly game at a glance - but it can also get pretty serious at times ! The character designs are for the most part pretty good! The introduction and general concept were interesting. However, I couldn't get myself to enjoy playing this game. It felt strange going back and forth between characters, which may have had the effect of making them seem shallower since you get…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I didn't expect the Date Everything game to have all these non-dating-sim elements in it, I daresay this game is only half dating sim, the rest of a sort of... escape room puzzle sort of thing, which is super interesting
unlabelledView post →Looking forward to this silly dating simulator game releasing tomorrow, Date Everything. Based on the demo, there are tons of fun character designs and well-known voice actors. I decided to draw Airyn because, well... #DateEverything #fanart 🎨
unlabelledView post →What a spicy game Date Everything is. I'm in a throuple with my bed and my nightmares.
unlabelledView post →The jumpscare of realizing so many of your talented friends are in the game Date Everything. I’m delighted and terrified by each reveal —good job y’all!!
unlabelledView post →I FINALLY drew some fanart!! I dont have a computer or like any game console to play Date Everything, but seriously.. HECTOR IS WAY TOO CUTE!♡ #fanart #dateeverything #dateeverythinghector #digitalart
unlabelledView post →Trap Dorian 🚪 Date Everything the Game❤️ Took a romanceable Door to make me practice anatomy 😁 #dateeverything #dateeverythingthegame
unlabelledView post →It pains me to do this because I actually really enjoyed playing this game but I don't think I can recommend it in the state it's in a full year after release. There are bugs and softlocks that have been present since launch that are still not addressed or fixed. The last proper patch fixing things was months ago and the anniversary update only added quality of life stuff and somehow made the game go from 8 GB to 27 GB on my hard drive. There's been multiple merch releases but no word on bug…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Read a positive review for Date Everything that suggests the game isn’t about dating. Huh. Huh? Huh.
unlabelledView post →need her in my life please and thank you ❣️ #betty #dateeverything #dateeverythinggame
unlabelledView post →Overall it is a really fun game, don't get me wrong! The only issue I have is the overlap of stories, if you don't complete them 'right' you get locked out of a relationship at all with some characters. Such as florence and celia. I'm stuck in a dialogue loop because I didn't do Stella's storyline 'correctly' so now I cannot complete the game unless I restart, it really takes the fun out when I have to look at a guide to make sure it doesn't happen with anyone else. Really wish there was still…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →My review will contain spoilers. I have no idea if I intend on getting any other endings than the one I got because I decided to leave the house out of boredom, having realised just two 'dateables'. But the game doesn't motivate me to keep going. I was riding on talking to my favourite characters, but now they don't do anything really, there is no conversation options once you romance them, and it's just so annoying. I have a few gripes, I think it would be best to list them. 1. The game…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I went from not knowing anything about the Date Everything game to being completely obsessed with it overnight. 🤩
unlabelledView post →banged the microwave, had a good time with the couch then made sweet sweet love to the treadmill. oh- yeah, the game's cool too. I'm very normal about the fridge
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I truly often feel like "maybe I just hate fun" but it's wild seeing people just go crazy over the most insanely mid dating sim game ever. I'm like hyperfocused on how much I despise the game Date Everything LMFAO.
unlabelledView post →🔴 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃!!! Pride Weekend Gaming!! Game: DBD, Date Everything ⏩️ www.twitch.tv/pellylicious #Twitch #Gaymer #LGBTQ #Gay #Harness #Jockstrap
unlabelledView post →Amir and Jacques from Date Everything! I’m having a lot of fun with this game so far :] #bara #dateeverything #dateeverythingjacques #dateeverythingamir
unlabelledView post →It's cute, has really great character design, and has decent punny comedy but it's so surface level. I lost interest around like 20-30 character introductions. 30 dollars is an insane price for how shallow so many of these relationships are and even the ones that get a bit more attention completely end once you've actually gotten to know them. It's such wasted potential that they managed to get such amazing voice actors and such incredible artists to make these characters and then they just…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Useless Disaster Bisexual (me) Downloads Date Everything (the game). i will let you all know how it goes
unlabelledView post →Guess "Everything is a Dildo if You're Brave Enough" was too long a title for this game. I hate how everyone/everything is so hot. Stupid sexy furniture. Going to Ikea is going to be so hard now. It’s gonna be hard in two ways btw. Gigity. Senpai or Chair Senpai can sit on you - whichever you prefer! Finally! I can date my Toaster and my Bathtub at the same time! Sparks are definitely going to be flying in this relationship! To be fair I've already been dating my refrigerator for years,…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Brotato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Going wive on Twitch playing Date Everything (full game launched today)
unlabelledView post →Bought it to play with my wife, as she is interested in these type of VN games. Me, not so much, but it was worth putting up with this seemingly funny text game to play with her. What I didn't expect was the incredible amount of humor, wit, and creativity we both found playing this game. A lot of laughs, a lot of surprises, and a lot of heartbreak. A game anyone can enjoy.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Games like Date Everything, Dream Daddy, or Katawa Shojo I keep coming back to because it's proof that, if you have a diverse collection of characters physically in a dating game, it helps the game feel....more impactful?
unlabelledView post →Looking at that Date Everything! Game on steam and wishing people would give a single genuine visual novel a chance instead of whatever the fuck this is
unlabelledView post →While I appreciate all the hard work and long hours that went into making this game, I feel I cannot in good faith recommend it to anyone. Yes, the art is excellent, the voice work is incredible, and the game FEELS good to play. I also appreciate them crediting all of the voice actors directly on the characters sheets. But that's where my praise ends. The very first thing I noticed? This game has HORRIBLE performance issues. A game that has graphics akin to a Unity asset flip should not…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I see why people like this this game. It was interesting, quirky, with great voice acting. But it turns out that it was very much not for me. I got bored of the repetitive gameplay look pretty quickly, and due to the sheer number of intractable objects, I found navigating and tracking stories and characters almost impossibly overwhelming. I wish I'd gelled with it more. But hey ho, not every game will be for everyone. (I wish Steam allowed for a neutral option rather than having to choose…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Bex and I played a few hours of Date Everything on call and while the game part is...pretty minimal the writing and voice acting are all very entertaining and also I was not prepared for the horny domme safe you have in your attic
unlabelledView post →i love that she loves archaeology so much i love the dates agh what a smart cutie!!!!!! #dolly #dateeverything #dateeverythinggame
unlabelledView post →That game where you date everything idk never played it #dateeverything #dateeverythingsinclaire #martinapplegate #johnnysplash #parkerbradley #dateeverythinghector
unlabelledView post →So that Date Everything game is pretty great huh? I love Hector...
unlabelledView post →“We are side by side at tasteful bar. I’m just your type.” | #dasha #dateeverything #dateeverythinggame #art |
unlabelledView post →The official Date Everything game posted my goof OC / sona art to their IG stories. This means I'm canon, right? Right!
unlabelledView post →Here's my Date Everything review! Had to publish this one independently, the first game I've ever done this for, because this? This rules. malindy.medium.com/i-dated-the-...
unlabelledView post →I saw a couple of negative reviews for Date Everything that were like “you’re not going to enjoy this game if you don’t buy into the premise,” which, yeah?
unlabelledView post →it's actually really charming and cute, but the complete lack of regular quality of life features usually expected in a visual novel... makes it a difficult game to recommend. no auto advance in a visual novel? sorry but that needs to change lol, it's gonna be hell to finish,
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →“Date Everything,” a new dating sim from Sassy Chap Games, imitates the highs and lows of real-life courtship, but with an absurd twist: everyday objects in your house are now here for you to woo.
unlabelledView post →I f*cked my bed and the safe lady in the attic is degrading me, great game
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A fantastic game with some frustrating drawbacks. Mechanic Spoilers Ahead, no story spoilers. This review is going to sound very negative, but I well and truly adore this game. It's my favorite Dating Sim of all time, and is likely going to lead to waves in the genera, I'm not sure anything is going to top this. it is BECAUSE I find this game so incredible that I find the drawbacks SO distracting. I've adored most of my time with Date Everything, the characters are all incredibly entertaining…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I think it's probably better to think of this game as a pokemon-style collect-a-thon with dating sim gameplay rather than a full-blown dating sim, tbh. It's very entertaining and good at what it does, but naturally with over 100 fully voice acted characters their arcs aren't going to be as long or as in-depth as a dating sim with a smaller cast of characters. Also the player character's writing and dialogue choices feel very "white millennial" coded in a way that can feel restricting at times…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Strongly prioritized quantity over quantity. A lot of the designs had good potential that actually fell through. Many of the characters require specific guides in order to proceed in a positive capacity, which reduces the fun of attempted exploration. It started to feel like grinding to just to attain stats, rather than interacting.
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