211 reactions from 4 sources (Bluesky, Mastodon, Lemmy, TMDB reviews) · newest Oct 30, 2026 · last updated Oct 31, 2026 · How this works
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On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 92% of 225 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 7.7/10. The website's consensus reads: "Liable to leave audiences in a cold sweat, this fever dream immersion into parental stress connects with thunderous force thanks to Rose Byrne's gutsy star turn and director Mary Bronstein's uncompromising vision." Metacritic, which uses a weighted average, assigned the film a score of 78 out of 100, based on 40 critics, indicating "generally favorable" reviews. Critics praised Byrne's performance, with Jeanette Catsoulis of The New York Times and Glenn Whipp of the Los Angeles Times calling it "magnificent". David Fear of Rolling…
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60 of 211 · most liked firstIf I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is a brilliant psychological #drama that dives headlong into a mental breakdown. It's fever dream stuff, with an outstanding performance from Rose Byrne who is (suffocatingly) in shot almost the entire time. Probably needs a second viewing. (🐹) #Filmsky #Moviesky 📽️
positive · AI labelView post →If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)
neutral · AI labelView post →Films with the most wins at the 2026 Golden Globes: One Battle After Another - 4 KPop Demon Hunters - 2 The Secret Agent - 2 Hamnet - 2 Sinners - 2 If I Had Legs I'd Kick You - 1 Sentimental Value - 1 Marty Supreme - 1 See the full winners list: bit.ly/GlobeWins26
neutral · AI labelView post →I saw If I Had Legs I'd Kick You at the NYFF and it's...a horror movie with laughs? The scariest comedy ever? A sweet and gentle gift to those of us who decided not have kids? A completely harrowing experience? A perfect vehicle for the phenomenal Rose Byrne? Possibly all of the above.
positive · AI labelView post →Rose Byrne wins Best Actress in a Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 🏆 #GoldenGlobes
neutral · AI labelView post →Rose Byrne wins Best Lead Performance at the #SpiritAwards for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
neutral · AI labelView post →The official trailer for Mary Bronstein's If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is here 👀 Starring Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien and A$AP Rocky, the film will be released in theaters this October via A24.
neutral · AI labelView post →Rose Byrne's win at the Golden Globes is a perfect moment to read our conversation with writer/director Mary Bronstein on "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You," one of our favorite films of 2025.
neutral · AI labelView post →Mary Bronstein's surreal, hilarious & super harrowing "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" is easily the best movie i've seen at Sundance so far. come for a career-best Rose Byrne as an unraveling mom, stay for Conan O'Brien as her miserable therapist. my review: www.indiewire.com/criticism/mo...
positive · AI labelView post →i find ivy wolk generally annoying and this cover is cringe but the number of people in the replies proud of not knowing who she is embarrassing. she was in Anora! the 2024 best picture winner! a major character in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You! don't take pride in the fact you're not paying attention!
neutral · AI labelView post →BEST ACTRESS: Rose Byrne, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
neutral · AI labelView post →Film two of Telluride: IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU. And it's brilliant.
positive · AI labelView post →I'm aware of "Anora" and "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" but let's be real: the former was the 75th highest grossing film worldwide in 2024 and the latter did not break the top 200 in 2025. This isn't to say they're bad/good, just that they're not cultural touchstones most people know, they're niche.
neutral · AI labelView post →#Oscars Red Carpet: #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou star Rose Byrne's elegantly styled Dior floral gown was the best look of the night, bar none tomandlorenzo.com/2026/03/osca...
neutral · AI labelView post →IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU (2025) | D: Mary Bronstein #OnePerfectShot
neutral · AI labelView post →If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (dir. Mary Bronstein)
neutral · AI labelView post →IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU (2025) Streaming: January 30, 2025 HBO Max #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou whentostream.com/if-i-had-leg...
neutral · AI labelView post →⏰ Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025) 🕳️ If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) 🧪 Morbus (1983) 🤠 Gun Crazy (1950) #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday #letterboxd #filmsky
neutral · AI labelView post →"Ivy Wolk is an American actress, comedian and writer. She is known for her roles as Tellulah on the Freeform series Everything's Gonna Be Okay (2020), as Crystal in Anora (2024) and Diana in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)" Nope. Still don't know...
neutral · AI labelView post →did anybody watch "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You"? I liked it, but I wouldn't watch it again
positive · AI labelView post →IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU is, in my opinion, good. letterboxd.com/andrewmoxon/...
positive · AI labelView post →Last year I watched The Plague and If I Had Legs I'd Kick You back to back, definitely recommend that double feature if you like feeling like absolute shit
positive · AI labelView post →(asking friend if they want to see If I Had Legs I'd Kick You) Are you in the right headspace to receive the name of a movie that might imply friend-on-friend violence?
neutral · AI labelView post →If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
neutral · AI labelView post →If I Had Legs I'd Kick You made $1.09M at the domestic box office. Ivy Wolk plays Motel Clerk and (according to the screenplay - I haven't seen it and apparently neither has anyone else in America) has thirteen lines of dialog across three scenes.
neutral · AI labelView post →Rose Byrne and director of 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' Mary Bronstein finding their light perfectly in our #Sundance portrait studio.
neutral · AI labelView post →#lastfourwatched #letterboxd #filmsky If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) Vicious (2025) Pariah (2011) Peter Hujar’s Day (2025)
neutral · AI labelView post →FFC #Telluride25 review: IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2025/09/tell...
neutral · AI labelView post →If I Had Legs I'd Kick You |2025 www.imdb.com/title/tt18382850 #NowWatching #filmsky ·while trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist·
neutral · AI labelView post →IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU (2025) Streaming Now HBO Max #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
neutral · AI labelView post →One Battle After Another (2025) If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) Best in Show (2000) BloodSisters: Leather, Dykes, and Sadomasochism (1995) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #filmsky #moviesky #Letterboxd
neutral · AI labelView post →The madness and intensity of IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU is overwhelming, especially if you're a parent. Rose Byrne gives one hell of a frenzied performance. I still want to scream just thinking about this movie (complimentary). #filmsky #fyc
positive · AI labelView post →#NowWatching IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU (2025). Director: Mary Bronstein. Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien. 1st time watch. Byrne's Oscar-nominated turn as mother emotionally on-the-edge. Good news, though, everyone actually appears to have legs. 🦵 #filmsky 📽
positive · AI labelView post →3 new-to-me watches this week. It turns out Winter Soldier is the perfect antidote for the icky feelings left by If I Had Legs I'd Kick You. It was great to revisit that one and Looper. My Letterboxd: boxd.it/88Din #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday #letterboxd #filmsky 📽️🍿
positive · AI labelView post →Not a dull moment in this strange film. It captured sleep deprivation and the fear of failure as a mom so well. Rose Byrne is incredible. One of the most original films I’ve seen in years. #filmsky My ★★★★★ review of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on @letterboxd: boxd.it/cXXjL1
positive · AI labelView post →Should have waited to dial in my nightmare about Conan until watching If I Had Legs I'd Kick You.
neutral · AI labelView post →I also don't get people popping off at the idea that they should know Ivy Wolk because she had bit parts in Anora and If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, that's exactly the sort of shit normal people don't recognize but a website for 38-year-olds with power rankings of the most autistic shortstops does
neutral · AI labelView post →New on the site! The Best of 2025 issue continues, with Rose Rowson on IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU
neutral · AI labelView post →Just hopped on NPR for a quick hit - will be back next Monday to talk about IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU - a film I loved that I reviewed here: filmfreakcentral.net/2025/09/tell...
positive · AI labelView post →A24's ‘If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' is Sundance 2025's most-buzzed movie. > It’s looking like a pretty tame Sundance Film Festival in terms of buzzy titles this year. We’re currently on Day 4, and the consensus seems to be that Mary Bronstein’s “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You,” produced by A24, is the best buzzed title (81 on Metacritic). There’s still another day left for world premieres so, hopefully, they saved the best for last. > >‘If I Had Legs,’ which is also supposed to screen, in…
neutral · AI labelView post →I finally watched If I Had Legs I'd Kick You and now I need a xanax and an emergency therapy session.
negative · AI labelView post →Feel like many mothers will have a real sickos.jpeg moment with If I Had Legs I'd Kick You.
neutral · AI labelView post →I had literally never heard of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You so I looked it up and its U.S. gross was $1.1 million from 261 screens.
neutral · AI labelView post →i wouldnt say im proud i didnt catch the name of who played Motel Clerk in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, but i also dont consider it a deficiency of my moral character
neutral · AI labelView post →IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU (2025) Streaming Now PVOD (Apple, Amazon, Fandango at Home, etc.) #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
neutral · AI labelView post →Mostly done moving so movie watching can return as my primary motivator! The Venture Bros. : Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart (2023) Before I Wake (2016) One Cut of the Dead (2017) If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) What have you been watching lately? #LastFourWatched #LetterBoxdFriday
neutral · AI labelView post →Tuesday movie: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) ****
positive · AI labelView post →I'm watching If I Had Legs I'd Kick You and OMG THE HAMSTER SCENE
neutral · AI labelView post →Still feeling rough but had a very good movie day Cannot stop thinking about the hamster in IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU
neutral · AI labelView post →The weird thing is that I have seen several things she's in (FRIENDSHIP, ANORA, IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU, DELI BOYS, etc.) and never once clocked "this is a person I should pay attention to."
neutral · AI labelView post →Rose Byrne is excellent in "If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You," which will probably be the most claustrophobic movie you'll see all year.
positive · AI labelView post →BEST ACTRESS: Rose Byrne, IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU
neutral · AI labelView post →ICYMI, IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU opens today. @mangiotto.bsky.social covered it at Telluride. filmfreakcentral.net/2025/09/tell...
neutral · AI labelView post →Anora! If I Had Legs I'd Kick You!
neutral · AI labelView post →NW: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Ready to get stressed!
neutral · AI labelView post →Add "between my legs" to a movie title IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU BETWEEN MY LEGS
neutral · AI labelView post →A joy to have contributed a video essay in which I manage to reference Courtney Love, SILENT HILL 2, and Nietzsche to this new release of IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU 🕳️
neutral · AI labelView post →I haven't done this in ages! It's time to catch up on some movies! It’s #LetterboxdFriday. Here’s my #LastFourWatched. Ready or Not ♻️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Lost City ⭐️⭐️ If I Had Legs I'd Kick You ⭐️⭐️1/2 Office Romance ⭐️⭐️1/2 Follow me: boxd.it/7pQyj #FilmSky 🎥 #HorrorSky
neutral · AI labelView post →If I Had Legs I'd Kick You for Tax Purposes Desperately Seeking Susan for Tax Purposes Some Like It Hot for Tax Purposes
neutral · AI labelView post →Watching the new Conan O'Brien movie If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You
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