Crank
Chev Chelios, a hit man wanting to go straight, lets his latest target slip away. Then he awakes the next morning to a phone call that informs him he has been poisoned and has only an hour to live unless he keeps adrenaline coursing through his body while he searches for an antidote. From TMDB
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60 of 146 · most liked firstPerson who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
unlabelledView post →They're watching some peculiar indie French movie Spot Blitz, Crank and Rio Jr💛 (Singed still has OG Rio at home) #jayvik #arcane
unlabelledView post →It’s been deeply satisfying to watch RLM tackle the bizarre Crank series. a pair of R-rated Looney Toon movies laser targeted at film sickos. simultaneously the dumbest and smartest anti-films of their generation. youtu.be/BrCxgyxciJo?...
unlabelledView post →Do NOT sleep on ‘Mutiny.’ This is probably the best Statham movie since Crank. vincemancini.substack.com/p/mutiny-rev...
unlabelledView post →#Rewatched Crank: High Voltage (2009) - I realized it’s been like 5 years since I last saw this masterpiece! Quite possibly the most gratuitous movie ever made, in every possible way. The movie where a dude uses Statham’s open chest cavity as an ashtray. What more can I say but “Fuck you Chelios!!”
unlabelledView post →Too few of you have seen the hit movie classic Crank 2: high voltage
unlabelledView post →Crank 2: High Voltage (DVD / Film: 2009)
unlabelledView post →Just learned Jack Quaid is starring in a Crank-esque movie called 'Novocaine' and I may have to be seated
unlabelledView post →CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE is better than your favorite movie
unlabelledView post →The thing I love about Spider-Man and Black Cat’s relationship was that it was basically the movie Crank except instead of dying your girlfriend dumped you.
unlabelledView post →We all owe a great debt to the visionary 2006 film Crank, the first film to ask the question “what if a woman got railed in a sundress?” A heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
unlabelledView post →as far as I'm concerned, the Crank movies are set in the Always Sunny cinematic universe
unlabelledView post →Share an ACTION movie title that begins with the letter “C” 🎥 C is for… Crank
unlabelledView post →Crank 2 is one of the only American movies that comes close to capturing the insanity of a Story of Ricky or Tetsuo the Iron Man. You know that wild first ten minutes of Miike’s DOA before the film slows waaaayyy down? That’s this entire movie.
unlabelledView post →Hekar charging up with some fresh juicy electricity. Maybe getting ready for a rough time in bed?~ Based on Crank 2 movie poster. FA: furaffinity.net/view/25873817 Itaku: itaku.ee/images/538644
unlabelledView post →One of the most genius things about the CRANK film franchise is that we don’t learn a single goddamn thing about the main character’s origin or past until the final 20 minutes of the last movie
unlabelledView post →#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Zookeeper, mid even by Kevin James movie standards. Crank, gotta respect the commitment. No Country For Old Men, Javier Bardem killing it. Much Ado About Nothing, seen on TV over 2 decades ago but didn't remember the title, so I was really happy to stumble upon it.
unlabelledView post →The J6 movie should be directed by the Crank guys
unlabelledView post →THE FINALE TO THE FULDA GAP MOVIE IS FINALLY HERE... BRACE YOURSELVES AND CRANK THE VOLUME. IF YOU DONT LOVE THIS THEN THE REDS WILL WIN!!!!
unlabelledView post →So the next Lord of the Rings movie is about Gandalf and Strider stomping around Middle Earth looking for Gollum but they don't find him? Crank up the heroic Howard Shore score when I go looking for my keys, then.
unlabelledView post →That Crank film but it's me running around desperately looking for a facial in order to survive.
unlabelledView post →"Hey, is that THE PEOPLE'S JOKER you're watching? Crank it up! It's the movie that makes gender freedom rock!"
unlabelledView post →Picking a random film from my collection to show off for no real reason! Day #154 "Crank" (Brian Taylor and Mark Neveldine/2006) the Stath has ben poisoned and the only way to stay alive is by letting adrenaline course through his body. A ridiculously awesome film, in my opinion. Check it out!
unlabelledView post →My Supper: Maple-soya rainbow trout with saucy black beans and rice. In this episode of food is *Fun* and my mouth is a *Hole*... *A piece of fish upon your dish, with beans to fulfill your every wish.* # INGREDIENTS ## Fish - Rainbow trout - Soya sauce - Maple syrup - Ginger, finely chopped - Garlic, finely chopped ## Rice & Beans - Rice, whatever kind you like (I used basmati) - Olive oil - Black beans, canned - Shiitake mushrooms, chopped - Oyster mushrooms, chopped - Red chili…
unlabelledView post →Guy who's only ever seen the movie Crank watching A Clockwork Orange: "This is a real slow burn masterpiece."
unlabelledView post →You know the Statham movie Crank? Well here comes gold medal OT hockey.
unlabelledView post →I am being made to watch a film called Crank. This was not my idea.
unlabelledView post →The movie Crank but I die if I stop skeeting
unlabelledView post →Crank is on. This begs the question: which is the Stathamiest Jason Statham movie
unlabelledView post →WAIT TIL YOU GET TO CRANK 2 A kaiju Jason Statham ISN'T EVEN THE CRAZIEST THING IN THE MOVIE. ***AND THERE'S SO MUCH COMPETITION FOR THAT DISTINCTION***
unlabelledView post →I wonder what will happen if I put electrolites into my body.. Is electricity faster? 🤔 I saw a movie called Crank once
unlabelledView post →The movie Crank, but instead of electricity Jason Statham had to jerk off every thirty minutes or his balls explode
unlabelledView post →#kaycieWatches Crank wow what a movie (it was really fun)
unlabelledView post →Crank is the most Xbox live movie ever made
unlabelledView post →I still want a third Crank movie. I'm really wistful about it.
unlabelledView post →just watched Crank. Now THAT right there is a Movie
unlabelledView post →New film coming out soon to Tubi with one of the collaborators on my Witness Tree film, filmmaker/historian Karim Mowatt. Check out this piece on "Determine to Crank", his new feature film about DC Go-Go.
unlabelledView post →Third best movie overall after Crank and Crank 2: High Voltage
unlabelledView post →The second Ghost Rider film (Crank with demons)
unlabelledView post →📷 Yashica 635 TLR 🎞️ Kodak Gold 200 🧪Bellini C41 🖨️ Canon Pixma A morning happily spent with @warboyssnapper.bsky.social at the Crank Up steam rally near Saffron Walden. First self-developed roll of colour film 😎 #believeinfilm
unlabelledView post →Sick Old Man Writes Crank Letter To Prime Minister Of Norway. Film At Eleven.
unlabelledView post →when my sister was 6 yrs old she had watched the movie Crank with Jason Statham 62 times. if you know anything about that movie then 🥴🥴
unlabelledView post →ah yes, the classic racist film Crank 2: High Voltage (2009)
unlabelledView post →Yes, it's like that movie Crank but it's Mon-Fri.
unlabelledView post →I've been trying to shoot "mostly" black and white this year... And only 30% of the film this year is BW. Guess it is time to CRANK IT UP #filmphotography
unlabelledView post →SAME, SAME, SAME The first Crank movie was... alright, perfectly serviceable action film. Crank 2? It had to have had extraterrestrial origins, because I simply do not believe that humans could be responsible for something that is at once trash and transcendent.
unlabelledView post →I thought CRANK would he the stupidest movie he ever did but then CRANK 2 happened
unlabelledView post →just caught a glimpse of some Gender Demons: two people holding hands: one of them looked like Taffy from Female Trouble in tank top and sweatpants the same shade of bubblegum pink; and the other looked like Crank from Crank: the Movie but more of a square aspect ratio, in medium blue. chilling
unlabelledView post →A BRAND NEW EPISODE of the FILM FREAKS FOREVER podcast! In this "timely" episode, your Film Freaks Phoef Sutton and Mark Jordan Legan check their watches and discuss six of their favorite movies that unfold in real time. Films like CRANK (2006)🎥 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
unlabelledView post →What are your favorite non-shooting-people problems that a protagonist has in an action movie? One that I meant to mention in this article but forgot was Crank, in which Jason Statham has to stay pumped up with adrenaline or he'll die. medium.com/the-berger-d...
unlabelledView post →downgrade a movie: Crank: Low Voltage
unlabelledView post →More on the CRANK movie. I have script approval, and most of it is really good--very much like the book, including lines you'll be familiar with. There is one pivotal scene, however, that was a little weak, and I have been tasked with making it award-winning. No pressure. 😁
unlabelledView post →This looks like a trailer for a naff 80's straight to VHS tape film. Crank the cringe to 11. Top cunt.
unlabelledView post →They’re making a big movie called Crank the Hog.
unlabelledView post →Crank|2006 www.imdb.com/title/tt0479... 📽️ #NowWatching #filmsky
unlabelledView post →Object to the premise: Crank 2 is in the running with Die Hard for the greatest action movie of all time.
unlabelledView post →It's hard to believe the first Crank movie is 20 years old and still not in the Criterion collection
unlabelledView post →PSSSST: Don't tell Dan Patrick, but rumor has it I might have a cameo in the CRANK movie, which is set to start filming end of November. Yes, for real.
unlabelledView post →I just watched the RedLetterMedia video about the two Crank movies So now I'm watching them and they are ridiculously stupid
unlabelledView post →Crank. It’s the movie that his character in Spy couldn’t top even satirically.
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